Vicente el Absurdo

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Asked 12 everyday questions about Buenos Aires, the assistants named 52 places; Vicente el Absurdo was not among them. See who was named →

What to fix first

1. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

   Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

2. No menu or price list found +7 points

   Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it

3. No llms.txt no points, still worth doing

   Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

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Already right

• robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
• AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
• Structured data present (Organization) but without address, phone or hours
• Ordering on your own site Agents can order without a marketplace in the loop.

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · booking page /ayuda/: nothing new

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on wordpress is in the guides.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Vicente el Absurdo",
  "url": "https://almacenvicenteabsurdo.com.ar/",
  "telephone": "+541148664986",
  "address": "J Alvarez 1886, 1414, Ciudad de Buenos Aires",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": -34.59021707,
    "longitude": -58.42065715
  },
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://almacenvicenteabsurdo.com.ar/ayuda/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

# Vicente el Absurdo

> organization in J Alvarez 1886, 1414, Ciudad de Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires. Phone +541148664986.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://almacenvicenteabsurdo.com.ar/ayuda/ (on the business's own site)

## About

- Website: https://almacenvicenteabsurdo.com.ar/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.