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Assistants · The Hague cafes and bars, NL · October 2026

Where assistants send people in The Hague cafes and bars

24 answers from ChatGPT and Gemini, asked on 2026-10-25, to the questions people ask and to questions about the top businesses in the index. 100% of them link a business's own site or its booking software, and 0% link a marketplace.

Fewer than 30 answers, so this share is not compared with other cities.

100%

of answers link the business's own site or its booking software

0%

link a marketplace

–

no marketplace linked

24

answers, 24 to the questions people ask and 0 about businesses

Of the 24 answers to the questions people ask, 100% link a business's own site or its booking software and 0% a marketplace.

Updated 2026-11-07. The The Hague cafes and bars index · Places named, question by question · Markdown · JSON · Share image · All cities.

League table

The destinations, most linked first

Each row is a place an answer can send people. Share is the percentage of all 24 answers that link to it. Each assistant's column counts only that assistant's answers.

DestinationKindAnswersShareChatGPTGemini
The businesses' own sitesown site24100%12 100%12 100%
Press, guides and forumspress and guides1250%012 100%
coffeehunt.nldirectory28%02 17%
menukaart.menudirectory28%02 17%
stayokay.comother site28%02 17%
thefivepointsbar.comother site28%02 17%
baristacafe.nlother site14%1 8%0
clubomen.nlother site14%01 8%
coffeeforbeginners.comother site14%01 8%
denneweg.nlother site14%01 8%
glutenfreewhere.comdirectory14%01 8%
in12uur.nlother site14%01 8%
Instagramdirectory14%01 8%
kidsproof.nldirectory14%01 8%
livescore.mobiother site14%1 8%0

15 more destinations with fewer answers each are in the JSON.

By assistant

What each assistant does in The Hague cafes and bars

ChatGPT: answered by gpt-6-luna (12).

Gemini: answered by gemini-3.8-flash (12).

Places named when people ask

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places and a link to book or order with each one directly. The table shows how many of the places it named came with a link to the place's own site, to a marketplace or to a directory, or with no link at all.

AssistantOwn site or directMarketplaceDirectoryNo linkPlaces
ChatGPT94%0%0%6%32
Gemini93%0%0%7%41
Question by question

Who gets named, and with which link

Asked on 2026-10-25. A place in this index links to its report. A place with its own site that isn't in the index yet links to a scan. "No link" means the assistant named the place but didn't link its site. Each question links to the full list of places named.

QuestionChatGPTGemini
A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning.House of Tribes own site
The Bookstor Café own site
Café Soof own site
Bookstor Café own site
Kaafi • Specialty Coffee & Brunch Bar own site
Lola Bikes & Coffee own site
Good cocktails tonight, and I want to reserve a table for four.VaVoom Tiki Room own site
Bonobo own site
Blue Lagoon own site
BlueBlood own site
Bar & Restaurant Milú own site
The Five Points Bar & Drink Society own site
The best specialty coffee in town, open right now.Zèta own siteBleyenberg own site
Dudok Den Haag own site
Roast Factory own site
Kaafi Specialty Coffee own site
A pub showing the football tonight. Can I book a table?Sixpence Public House own site
O’Casey’s own site
Make a reservation own site
Bar Club 188 own site
OCaseys Irish Pub own site
Sixpence Public House own site
The Fiddler own site
Brunch at a cafe on Saturday. Where do I book?Upside Café own site
CHCO Café own site
Café Blossom own site
Walter Benedict own site
Teds own site
Kaafi own site
A bar with live music this Saturday night, reserve a table for six.JAZZ Coffee & Wines own site
Café Le Duc Noordeinde own site
Muziekcafé De Paap own site
Crazy Pianos own site
JAZZ Coffee & Wines own site
Sherlock Pub own site
De Zwarte Ruiter no link
Coffee and a good cake this afternoon. Where should I go?Café Blue own site
Petit by Sam own site
CHCO Café own site
Dudok Den Haag own site
Hop & Stork own site
The Bookstor Café own site
A rooftop bar for sunset drinks, reserve a table for two.Bar Bley no link
Sky Zirve own site
Bleyenberg own site
Bleyenberg Rooftop own site
Bleyenberg Rooftop Bar own site
The Harbour Club Den Haag own site
Club OMEN own site
A cafe for breakfast near the centre tomorrow at 8.Palmette own site
Botanica own site
Anne&Max own site
Lebkov & Sons own site
The Bookstor Café own site
A quiet bar for a first date on Thursday evening. Can I book?Café Restaurant Pulchri own site
DE HATHOR own site
Bouzy Wijnbar own site
The Five Points Bar own site
The Goldbar own site
The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?Rootz own site
Haagsche Bier Kluis own site
Bottom line no link
Generally, no no link
Kompaan Binnenhaven own site
Bierspeciaal Café De Paas own site
Café Restaurant Rootz own site
A cafe or bar where we can play board games tonight, table for five.Tabletop Kingdom own siteThe Boardroom own site
Mooie Boules Den Haag own site
Bar Bley own site
Method

How this is counted

Everything here is counted in answers, using the latest answer from each assistant to each question, asked with web search on. Some questions are the ones people ask ("best pizza delivered right now", "book me a table for Saturday"). The others are three questions about each of the top-ranked businesses in the index: the official website, where to book and where to order. Every link in an answer is read. A destination counts once for each answer that links to it, whether as the place to book or as a source the assistant cited. So each share is the share of answers that link that destination, and the shares don't add up to 100%.

All the businesses' own sites share one row, whatever the business. A booking or ordering vendor on the business's own domain counts as direct. Marketplaces and directories are named. Listing, review and map sites (Tripadvisor, Google Maps, Yelp) count as directories, even where the scanner files them with the marketplaces. Newspapers, magazines, guides, forums and tourism sites share one row. Anything left is listed by its registered domain, and a model sorts each of those unknown hosts once into directory, press, marketplace, vendor, business or other, with the reason shown. Text that only looks like a host because a space is missing ("them.here") is dropped. Business names are matched against the index. A place that isn't in the index links to a scan of its site, if the assistant gave one.

Updated 2026-11-07. The data is open, and the JSON version of this page has every destination. Methodology.