The UPSIDE cafe
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Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Ways to reach The UPSIDE cafe directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-16. Report a mistake
Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon 11:00–17:00 · Tue–Sat 10:00–17:00 · Sun closed
Thomsonlaan 90E 2565JE 's-Gravenhage · +31 70 3602796
Places near The UPSIDE cafe that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Indian Curry Club30 m · indian
- Sana Sini30 m
- Koemans Snacks & Broodjes50 m
- By Angelo50 m · italian
- De Freule70 m
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open The UPSIDE cafe's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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The assistants were asked 29 everyday questions about The Hague and named 157 places. The UPSIDE cafe wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The UPSIDE cafe compares
1,001 of 1,006 in The Hague
Top 100% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Taverne Meer en Bosch F, The Hangout F. Just below: To Day F, Toko Manisan F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 16% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Indian Curry Club indian | 28 m | A | yes |
| Sana Sini | 34 m | B | yes |
| Koemans Snacks & Broodjes | 48 m | C | yes |
| By Angelo italian | 54 m | B | yes |
| De Freule | 66 m | B | yes |
| Lunchcafe Luca | 70 m | C | yes |
| Toko Bali Mandera indonesian | 80 m | C | yes |
| Simply Thai | 108 m | C | yes |
| De Peper thai | 155 m | C | no |
| Pizza Napoli | 214 m | C | yes |
Businesses like The UPSIDE cafe in The Hague
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in The Hague | 1,006 | 56% | 31% | 0% |
What to fix first
- The site couldn't be read at all
The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.
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