The Direct Index
Report · Brussels cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-18

Quai des Bananes

quaidesbananes.be is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Quai des Bananes directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Report a mistake

+32494767268

Cette page en français · Deze pagina in het Nederlands

Owners

The website's grade

Some AI assistants are turned away by Quai des Bananes's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Privateaser, a marketplace.

39.5%

25.7 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

5

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

The footer says © 2021.

Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In Brussels, 65% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Quai des Bananes compares

Where it stands

383 of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars

Top 66% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Leopold Café Presse D, Lobby Bar D. Just below: The Meeting Point F, Acerta F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML92%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)97%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours41%no
Have an llms.txt20%no

The top 10% are the 59 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites using Privateaser 35 sites54%17%39.5%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Bonnefooi45 mCyes
Latté Pilates & Coffee coffee_shop52 mByes
Downtown Brussels52 mByes
AB Loge 269 mByes
Jungle Bar83 mByes
Pierre Ledent89 mByes
BB Bar91 mDno
Café Capitale coffee_shop92 mDno
HomoErectus By Spit It Out 95 mByes
Doctor Beer101 mAyes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Quai des Bananes in Brussels cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Brussels cafes and bars58152%27%39.5%
Sites using Privateaser in Brussels cafes and bars250%0%39.5%

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Brussels cafes and bars

36 Baronomie A 100% · Café Boudin A 100% · Cali Stockel A 100% · CiPiaCe A 100% · Délifrance A 100%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking only through privateaser; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 90.3%. That would be 30th of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars, up from 383rd.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. Booking only through privateaser +12 points

    Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +3.3 points

    Requests as GPTBot (http_429) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it

  5. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Brussels cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Quai des Bananes",
  "url": "http://www.quaidesbananes.be/",
  "telephone": "+32494767268",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 50.8473065,
    "longitude": 4.3501128
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Quai des Bananes

> bar or pub in Brussels cafes and bars. Phone +32494767268.

## About

- Website: http://www.quaidesbananes.be/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/quaidesbananes.be"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/quaidesbananes.be.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Quai des Bananes

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-18 found no booking or ordering link on quaidesbananes.be or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/quaidesbananes.be, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/brussels-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone+32494767268

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Privateaser, read
Not stated

The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. About Privateaser · all vendors.

Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlno how
AI bot rules in robots.txtno how
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno