La demence
lademence.com is largely invisible to agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach La demence directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Report a mistake
Rue Blaes 208, 1000, Bruxelles · +3232329688
Prices: 5 prices on the site, the middle one €4.00
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open La demence's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
14 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In Brussels, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is €13.88.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How La demence compares
513 of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars
Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Le Bar à Jeux F, Les Dodi F. Just below: Apostrophe F, Café Belga F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 97% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 41% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |
The top 10% are the 59 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 68,857 sites | 58% | 30% | 21.5% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mazette breakfast, cake, coffee_shop, tapas, tea | 142 m | B | yes |
| Pianocktail | 160 m | F | no |
| Le Poste | 211 m | F | no |
| Gimic | 275 m | F | no |
| Café Espagnol | 317 m | F | no |
| Taylor's | 346 m | C | no |
| Sabbar | 355 m | A | yes |
| Café Modelé | Peinture sur Céramique | Bruxelles | 355 m | B | yes |
| Nomad Community | 389 m | C | yes |
| Le Réservoir | 395 m | F | no |
Businesses like La demence in Brussels cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Brussels cafes and bars | 581 | 52% | 27% | 21.5% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Brussels cafes and bars | 182 | 58% | 28% | 21.5% |
The best of the sites built with WordPress in Brussels cafes and bars
Scène A 97.5% · Cafe Muffin A 89.2% · Baballe A 88.8% · Chez Cubitus XL A 88.8% · Grimbergen Café A 88.8%
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; Booking through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 84.6%. That would be 54th of 581 in Brussels cafes and bars, up from 513th.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (http_403). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
- Booking through an unrecognised third party +9 points
Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +7 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Brussels cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_403; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.
Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.
Show the code to paste
Structured data (JSON-LD)
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "La demence",
"url": "http://www.lademence.com/",
"telephone": "+3232329688",
"address": "Rue Blaes 208, 1000, Bruxelles",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 50.83538501,
"longitude": 4.34459702
}
}
</script>
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Show the score
Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/lademence.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/lademence.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
Show the details
What agents get for La demence
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-18 found no booking or ordering link on lademence.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/lademence.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/brussels-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +3232329688 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_403); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
Not measured
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |