josephhatescoffee.com.au is mostly ready for agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Joseph Hates Coffee directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Through square acting for the business. Report a mistake
515 Sandgate Rd, 4011, Brisbane · +61413446975
Prices: 60 prices on the site, the middle one A$5.00
An AI assistant can open Joseph Hates Coffee's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through Square.
47 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
These don't change the grade.
In Brisbane, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is A$20.25.
Every city compared →Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
Top 29% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Hope & Anchor B, Hope Island Blue Water Grill B. Just below: Kitchen 8 B, Kreative Desserts B.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 21% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |
The top 10% are the 129 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 68,857 sites | 58% | 30% | 72.3% |
| Sites using Square 1,644 sites | 65% | 41% | 72.3% |
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fonzie Abbott Coffee Roasters & Brewing Company | 779 m | C | yes |
| The Not Boring Kitchen coffee_shop | 806 m | F | no |
| Time & Temp | 811 m | F | no |
| Collingwood Black Espresso & Bar | 845 m | C | no |
| Drift | 870 m | D | no |
| Swalk Cafe | 882 m | F | no |
| Albion Hotel modern_australian | 902 m | A | yes |
| Keepers Cafe and Bar | 967 m | D | no |
| The Grazing Italians | 1.1 km | C | yes |
| Wineism | 1.2 km | C | yes |
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Brisbane cafes and bars | 1,259 | 54% | 31% | 72.3% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Brisbane cafes and bars | 414 | 62% | 36% | 72.3% |
| Sites using Square in Brisbane cafes and bars | 30 | 65% | 43% | 72.3% |
| Sites built with WordPress and using Square in Brisbane cafes and bars | 16 | 71% | 50% | 72.3% |
Groundhog Social A 96.9% · method to the madness A 86.2% · Merak GF B 80% · Espresso Train B 78.5% · Lovewell Cafe B 78.5%
With the two fixes above (No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 133rd of 1,259 in Brisbane cafes and bars, up from 359th.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
Missing: address, telephone. How to fix it
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in Brisbane cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.
Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
"name": "Joseph Hates Coffee",
"url": "http://www.josephhatescoffee.com.au/",
"telephone": "+61413446975",
"address": "515 Sandgate Rd, 4011, Brisbane",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": -27.42740733,
"longitude": 153.05042509
},
"potentialAction": [
{
"@type": "OrderAction",
"target": {
"@type": "EntryPoint",
"urlTemplate": "https://josephhatescoffeeclayfield.square.site/",
"actionPlatform": [
"http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
"http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
]
}
}
]
}
</script>
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# Joseph Hates Coffee > fast food restaurant in 515 Sandgate Rd, 4011, Brisbane, Brisbane cafes and bars. Phone +61413446975. ## Book or order directly - Order: https://josephhatescoffeeclayfield.square.site/ (through square acting for the business) ## About - Website: http://www.josephhatescoffee.com.au/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/josephhatescoffee.com.au"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/josephhatescoffee.com.au.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score B" width="236" height="40"></a>
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/josephhatescoffee.com.au, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/brisbane-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | josephhatescoffeeclayfield.square.site/ vendor on own site: Square | found by the scan of 2026-10-18, not yet tested |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +61413446975 |
Stable links that count: /go/josephhatescoffee.com.au/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square | yes |
| Vendor terms for agents Square, read 2026-10-15 | Yes |
Square takes orders placed in ChatGPT and Claude for US food sellers since 1 July 2026 with no seller setup; its Buyer Account Terms still bar robots and scrapers from accessing Block systems. Source. About Square · all vendors.
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | yes |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | yes |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |