Class Clown Hamburgers

Named by Gemini for "Best burger in town, and I want to order online" in Calgary, October 2026

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Calgary and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in one answer, by 1 of the 2 assistants asked.

Every place named in Calgary, question by question.

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What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask:
“Best burger in town, and I want to order online.” (Gemini, with a link to this site)

What to fix first

1. No structured data for the business +14 points

   Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

2. Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points

   Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it

3. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

   Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it

4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

   Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

No one is listed yet to fix this in Calgary. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

• robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
• AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
• Ordering through toast on your own domain There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.
• Toast works with agents through its partners Toast's guest terms could not be read on 2026-10-15 (bot challenge); since August 2026 Google's Ask Maps completes orders at Toast restaurants through Toast Local under the UCP for Food standard. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.digitaltransactions.net/square-toast-jump-into-ai-boosted-google-maps/. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them.

Builder: squarespace · Front: cloudflare

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on squarespace.

Where to paste it on Squarespace: the Code Injection panel, in the Header field, which applies to every page. It needs the Core plan or above. the official help page.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "Class Clown Hamburgers",
  "url": "https://www.classclown.ca/",
  "telephone": "+1 403-243-8284",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "4 Street SW 1711"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.0370585,
    "longitude": -114.0719837
  },
  "openingHours": "Tu-Su 11:00-23:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday",
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "23:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.classclown.ca/s/CLWNMENU2026_JulyV1drink.pdf",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://order.toasttab.com/egiftcards/class-clown-hamburgers-1711-4-st-sw-106",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

# Class Clown Hamburgers

> restaurant in 4 Street SW 1711, Calgary. Phone +1 403-243-8284.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://order.toasttab.com/egiftcards/class-clown-hamburgers-1711-4-st-sw-106 (through toast acting for the business)
- Menu: https://www.classclown.ca/s/CLWNMENU2026_JulyV1drink.pdf

## Opening hours

Tu-Su 11:00-23:00

## About

- Website: https://www.classclown.ca/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.