The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Zombie Pub Crawl VIZ Tickets

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from zombiepubcrawl.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

8,608

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Minneapolis Zombie Pub Crawl 2017 | Oct. 14, 2017 · language en-US. First 1,800 of 8,608 characters:

Home - Minneapolis Zombie Pub Crawl 2017 | Oct. 14, 2017 X Choose Your City Minneapolis Kansas City Mpls . MN 10 . 14 . 17 Menu Buy Your Tickets Now! Tickets Entertainment Location + Bars Directions Horde Up! About Costume Contest FAQ Makeup Tickets Entertainment Location + Bars Directions Horde Up! About Costume Contest FAQ Makeup THE ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY! Sign up to be among the first to know about next year's Zombie Pub Crawl Don't miss these other Zombie Week events! The Zombie Pup Crawl (10/7) The Zombie Film Crawl (10/10-13) The Zombie 6.66K (10/14) Zombie Pup Crawl A free canine costume contest! Saturday, October 7, from 2-4pm at Bauhaus Brew Labs in Minneapolis Register Now Zombie Film Crawl A week long zombie film festival View zombie movies throughout the week at various Minneapolis locations Learn More Zombie 6.66k Run An undead charity fun run, zombie style! Saturday, October 14, at 9am on the Campus of the University of Minnesota Register Now Entertainment Lineup coming soon! View By Artist View By Venue View Gig Poster Third Eye BlindPerforming at "Terminus" Stage at 8:30PM Tech N9nePerforming at "Terminus" Stage at 7:00PM T-PainPerforming at "Sanctuary" Stage at 8:45PM Sean KingstonPerforming at "Sanctuary" Stage at 8:10PM JillionairePerforming at "Terminus" Stage at 5:50PM Sammy AdamsPerforming at "Sanctuary" Stage at 7:15PM The Devil from AcapulcoPerforming at "Terminus" Stage at 8:00PM Beak NastyPerforming at "Sanctuary" Stage at 6:30PM ZPC Costume ContestPerforming at "Sanctuary" Stage at 5:30PM Flip Phone's "Dragged to Hell" Starring TatiannaA Flip Phone evening of dance + drag starring Tatianna (RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars) at Music Hall MPLS at 10:00PM "Covered in Blood"Tribute bands all night long at the Fine Line starting at 8:00PM D
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (SearchAction, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
bit.ly/ZPC17tixbookingan unrecognised third party
www.booking.com/city/us/minneapolis.html?aid=1178684bookingbooking_com, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.