The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Witches Brew Coffee Co

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from witchesbrew.co, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,851

characters of text without JavaScript

CafeOrCoffeeShop

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Witches Brew Coffee Co. | Witchy Coffee & Tea in New Orleans · language en. First 1,800 of 7,851 characters:

Witches Brew Coffee Co. | Witchy Coffee & Tea in New Orleans Home MenuValuesContactPickupCateringTarotEventsThe Coven Home Menu Values Contact Pickup Catering Tarot Events The Coven Mid-City · New Orleans Witches Brew Coffee Co Specialty coffee, tea & house-made pastries Open Daily · 8 AM to 8 PM 2940 Canal St On the Streetcar Line See the Menu Order Pickup The Space A Place Builtfor the Unhurried “a good cup of coffee is its own kind of ritual.”the house philosophy Witches Brew is a specialty coffee house on Canal Street with a covered outdoor patio, dim lighting, and the kind of atmosphere that makes you want to stay longer than you planned. It is not trying to be a tourist destination. A home for green witches and old souls, for practitioners of every path, and for anyone who knows that a good cup of coffee is its own kind of ritual. The drink program is built around craft and intention: draft matcha sourced directly from Japan, teas hand-blended on the Oregon coast, drinking chocolate traced to a single cacao family in Nicaragua. Everything in the pastry case was made in house. The Seasonal Menu The Autumn Almanac Small $7 · Large $8 Basic Witch Pumpkin Spice Cold Brew Latte Cold Brew · Milk · House Pumpkin Syrup IcedHot Hex & Honey Honey Walnut Latte Espresso · Milk · Honey Walnut Syrup IcedHot The Last Harvest Apple Pie Chai Chai · Milk · Spiced Apple Wassail Whipped Cream · Streusel IcedHot+ Shot $1.50 The Graveyard Gourd Pumpkin Latte · Matcha or Cold Brew Matcha or Cold Brew · Milk · House Pumpkin Syrup · Purple Ube Cold Foam Iced Toasty Ghosty Sm $5 · Md $6 · Lg $7 Chocolate Milk, Haunted · Kids · 6 · 12 · 16 oz Rich Chocolate Milk · Marshmallow Ghosties · Graham Cracker Cold Foam · Crumble IcedKidsCaffeine Free+ Shot $1.50 See the Full Menu ✦ So
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDCafeOrCoffeeShop
NameWitches Brew Coffee Co.
Telephone+15043502739
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.witchesbrew.co/pages/menu/ · 36 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured dataCoffee, New Orleans Coffee, Specialty Coffee, Matcha, Tea, Pastries, Baked Goods
JSON-LD blocks1 (CafeOrCoffeeShop, City, FoodEstablishment, GeoCoordinates, ImageObject, LocalBusiness)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.witchesbrew.co/pages/online-ordering/orderingthe business's own site
www.witchesbrew.co/pages/bookings/?day=fridaybookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.