The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Wicked Hues Hair Salon

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from wickedhues.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,085

characters of text without JavaScript

HairSalon

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Curly and Vivid Hair Specialist in Mid-City New Orleans · language en. First 1,800 of 7,085 characters:

Curly and Vivid Hair Specialist in Mid-City New Orleans HomeAboutServicesFirst AppointmentBlogShopContactBook NowHomeAboutServicesFirst AppointmentBlogContactShopBook NowWicked HuesCurly & Gender-Affirming Hair Salon in New OrleansOne client. One stylist. No chaos.Start HereSee What it CostsA quiet, one-chair studio in Mid-City. You pick the music, the drink, and the vibe. I handle your hair and teach you how it works.Twelve years behind the chair, seven of them running this studio. I don't upsell. I have taken the classes and done the research to understand hair through biology, chemistry, geometry, trichology, and physics, and I'd rather be honest than tell you what you want to hear.I'm not for everyone. If you want fast and cheap, or if you're into trendy marketing over evidence-based, there are 200 salons in this city. If you want someone who will spend 30 minutes on your hair history, your goals, and what you've tried that worked versus what didn't, keep reading. All before I put my hands in it.If that sounds like you, you're in the right place. Hey Rebel, Rebel!A Salon Experience as uniquely awesome as the rest of youYou've had three curly cuts that looked incredible in the chair and fell apart by the first wash.You leave salons more drained than when you walked in. The noise, the mirror, the small talk, all of it.You spend all week taking care of everyone else and nobody's taking care of you.You're overwhelmed by YouTube tutorials and conflicting Reddit threads, and you have a drawer full of product decisions to prove it.Book with meWHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY BOOKINGNobody else is in the room. No overlapping appointments, no phone ringing, no stylist half listening.Before you arrive, you tell me your music, your drink, and your sensory preferences on a form. Masked or 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDHairSalon
NameWicked Hues Hair Salon
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML wickedhues.com/service-menu · 4 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (Answer, FAQPage, HairSalon, OpeningHoursSpecification, Person, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
wickedhues.com/inquirybookingthe business's own site
huntyforms.com/f/ng46usywbookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.