What an AI agent reads on DukinFunny Comedy Club
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from wegottickets.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
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The words an agent gets
Title: Comedy @ The Angel Inn, Dukinfield. First 1,800 of 4,037 characters:
Comedy @ The Angel Inn, Dukinfield Log in Register Basket (0) Ticket your event Basket (0) Ticket your event Log in Register Music Comedy West End Theatre Regional Theatre This Weekend Past event!This event has already taken place. Find all current events for this promoter here.Comedy @ The Angel Inn, DukinfieldTony Burgess, Duncan Oakley, TBC, MC Liam Pickford at the Angel Inn, DukinfieldPresented by: Comedy In A Van0DUKINFIELD: The Angel InnPSunday 24th September, 2023N7:00pmEvent informationTony Burgess, Duncan Oakley, TBC, MC Liam Pickford at the Angel Inn, Dukinfield! Scroll down for comedians' detailsActs subject to change. Proper sweary swearing. Fully seated. 18+ We want all our guests to have a great night so please respect those around you by turning off your phone and not talking whilst the show is in progress. Thanks!Tony Burgess has been making a living from this stand up comedy lark since his teens. An obsessive writer from an early age, flab free gags are the hallmarks of Tony’s scintillating sets. Whether it’s musings on the Madchester days of yore or surreal takes on contemporary family life, surrender to the onslaught of laughter will be your only option! All gags and routines come in Tony’s trademark Mancunian jackdaw delivery.“Great, well crafted gags” The Times “Sharper than a Stanley knife” The VisitorDuncan Oakley’s musicianship is enough to impress event the most cynical of crowds but, once combined with his stand up comedy, he’s in a league of his own. Expect silliness, surrealism, surprises, big, big laughs and rocking tunes from British comedy’s best loved axeman.“Pure brilliance” Yorkshire Evening PostThe show comes complete with one act to be confirmed and MC for the evening, Ashton's very own Liam Pickford, who once took a show to the Edinb
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
The links it would act on
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| clients.wegottickets.com/?cc=cs-header | booking | the business's own site |
| www.threads.com/@wegottickets | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| bsky.app/profile/wegottickets.bsky.social | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| www.star.org.uk/member-details/wegottickets/ | booking | an unrecognised third party |
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