What an AI agent reads on The Points
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from voodoonewcastle.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
1,305
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Home - Voodoo Newcastle · language en-GB. First 1,305 of 1,305 characters:
Home - Voodoo Newcastle Home Tickets & Events Weekly EventsBLUR Tuesdays MESSY Tuesdays SKINT Thursdays LoveDough Fridays Freshers Jobs Contact Voodoo Leeds UPCOMING EVENTS Tue 17th Nov at 11:00 pm BLUR TUESDAYS | NOT YOUR USUAL STUDENT NIGHT! 🤘🏻 TheCUT Newcastle View More Tue 17th Nov at 11:00 pm MESSY – SERVING C*** SPECIAL // STUDENT TUESDAYS // TUP TUP PALACE Tup Tup Palace View More Thu 19th Nov at 11:00 pm SKINT THURSDAYS | FLÜGEL TAKEOVER 🦆🎉 | 2 FLUGELS FOR £5 | 3 VKs for £9.50! 🥤 The Points Newcastle View More Fri 20th Nov at 11:00 pm LoveDough // Brand New Fridays! // Tup Tup Palace Tup Tup Palace View More Tue 24th Nov at 11:00 pm BLUR TUESDAYS | NOT YOUR USUAL STUDENT NIGHT! 🤘🏻 TheCUT Newcastle View More Tue 24th Nov at 11:00 pm MESSY // STUDENT TUESDAYS // TUP TUP PALACE Tup Tup Palace View More Thu 26th Nov at 11:00 pm SKINT THURSDAYS | 3 TREBLES £9.50 | £1 TICKETS | 🪩 🥤 The Points Newcastle View More Fri 27th Nov at 11:00 pm LoveDough // Brand New Fridays! // Tup Tup Palace Tup Tup Palace View More Tue 1st Dec at 11:00 pm BLUR TUESDAYS | NOT YOUR USUAL STUDENT NIGHT! 🤘🏻 TheCUT Newcastle View More View All Events © Voodoo Newcastle 2026 Home Events Freshers Privacy Policy Cookies Policy Built by Fatsoma This site uses cookies: Find out more.Okay, thanks
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing · 4 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, Event, ListItem, Offer, Place) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.voodoonewcastle.com/events/ | booking | the business's own site |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.