The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Cakehole Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from vintageheaven.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,018

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Vintage Heaven, East London's best vintage homeware shopInstagramFacebook · language en. First 1,800 of 2,018 characters:

Vintage Heaven, East London's best vintage homeware shop Vintage HeavenVintage HeavenOnline Purchase Cake HolePrivate EventsVisit UsVintage HeavenVintage HeavenOnline Purchase Cake HoleCake HolePrivate EventsVisit UsWelcome to Vintage HeavenSince childhood I have loved certain things that have been ‘recycled’ by their previous owners. Mostly through choice but sometimes through necessity I have surrounded myself with these items. They have always had a greater appeal to me than things that are new and shiny. As a consequence I now have two large garages full of gorgeous and useful things. The logical conclusion to this gathering habit was to open a shop. So here we are in Vintage Heaven!Vintage HeavenSecondhand china, French glass and kitchenware in quirky weekend-only shop and cafe. View Examples of Stock Cake HoleBijou cafe in vintage homeware shop offering home-baked cakes and cream teas, open Saturday and Sunday. View Menu Private EventsWe regularly host Birthdays, Hen Parties, Baby Showers and afternoon teas for office parties or gatherings. More Info New ServiceView available products from Vintage Heaven Contact us for a personal shopping experienceGet StartedOnline PurchaseOur vast array of lovely vintage china, glass, fabric and kitchenalia includes famous brands such as Woods Ware, Kathy Winkle, Denby, Johnson Ware, Poole, Sanderson, William Morris, Kilner, Jacobean glass, Old Hall, Pyrex and lots of West German vases! We have small amounts of furniture and soon we will be stocking lots of old terracotta flower pots and vintage garden tools.Heaven isVintage Heaven GalleryVisit UsA piece of Vintage Heaven in the heart of the East End Our beautiful shop is located on Columbia Road, Bethnal Green, east LondonOpening Times Saturday 12-6pm Sunday 8.30am-5pm For bulk
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF vintageheaven.co.uk/media/cake-hole-menu-2020-1783610799126.
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.