The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Upside Coffee

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from upsidecoffee.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,669

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Upside Coffee Roasters · language en-IE. First 1,800 of 7,669 characters:

Upside Coffee Roasters Skip to Content Open Menu Close Menu Subscribe Shop Wholesale Learn About Us Brew Guides Careers Contact Login Account 0 0 Open Menu Close Menu Subscribe Shop Wholesale Learn About Us Brew Guides Careers Contact Login Account 0 0 Subscribe Shop Wholesale Folder: Learn Back About Us Brew Guides Careers Contact Login Account Upside is about making great coffee easy. Whether you are new to the brew, or know your Brazil from your Burundi, we’re sure we’ll have something you’ll love! Shop now We are a small roastery, working with independent producers to bring you wonderful coffees from all over the world. While the name Upside is a hat-tip to the Northside of Dublin that we call home, it also represents the positive impact that we believe coffee can have on someone's life.Whether your morning ritual of making a brew, or a catch up with a friend over coffee, to growing friendships with our partners across the world, this business gives us plenty to smile about. Some of your favourites… Peruse our favourite brews Classic Espresso from €10.00 We always want to have a hearty coffee in our range, with a slightly more traditional roast style. Our Classic Espresso is consistently strong, smooth, heavy and rich-textured.Designed to work perfectly in brewers like a cafetiere, a stovetop or a home espresso machine.If you like a drop of milk with your cafetiere, or even just that feeling when you know you are drinking a nice strong cup of comfort coffee, then this one should be your first port of call!The current Classic Espresso is a natural process single origin from Brazil - Fazenda Da Mata. This is a Yellow Catuaí variety brought to us by our friends at Viva imports.For help choosing your grind setting, click here. Read more → Brazil Medium Espresso from €10
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listprices on the page itself www.upsidecoffee.com/ · 9 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.