The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Under the Volcano

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from underthevolcanohouston.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,119

characters of text without JavaScript

FoodEstablishment

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Under The Volcano · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,119 characters:

Under The Volcano Skip to main content 2349 Bissonnet St Houston, Texas, TX 77005 (713) 526-5282 Location & Hours Menus Events About Private Events LIVE MUSIC Merchandise Gift CARDS 2349 Bissonnet St Houston, Texas, TX 77005 (713) 526-5282 Toggle Navigation Location & Hours Menus Events About Private Events LIVE MUSIC Merchandise Gift CARDS Press Jobs Contact Email Signup Facebook Instagram Yelp TripAdvisor Email Tiktok 2349 Bissonnet St Houston, Texas, TX 77005 (713) 526-5282 powered by BentoBox Homepage Main content starts here, tab to start navigating Order Pick-Up or Delivery Slide 1 of 4 Slide 2 of 4 Slide 3 of 4 Slide 4 of 4 Bar, Eatery and Music Venue Under the Volcano, a Día de Los Muertos-themed neighborhood bar. Since 1989 UTV has shared drinks and later flavorful Latin American food with the people of Houston. The colorful, cheerful atmosphere perfectly mirrors the hand-squeezed juices and fresh herbs that make every drink and dish a vibrant, unique experience. With a daily Happy Hour, Weekly Live Music events, Sunday Brunch and many other rotating specials, there's never a dull moment when you dine and drink with us. Visit one of our two tropical patios and be swept away with the spirit of celebration.About the NameUnder the Volcano is named after the novel written by the English writer Malcolm Lowry. First published in 1947 it has often been described as one of the greatest novels of the 20th century. The story recounts the final day in the life of Geoffrey Firmin, British Consul, and chronic alcoholic. Full of symbols and allusions to literature, religion, and mythology, Under the Volcano takes place in Cuernavaca on the Mexican holiday of the day of the dead. According to popular belief, the deceased have divine permission to visit friends and rela
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDFoodEstablishment
NameUnder the Volcano
Telephone(713) 526-5282
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.underthevolcanohouston.com/menus/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (FoodEstablishment, Organization, PostalAddress, Reservation, ReserveAction, WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
order.toasttab.com/online/under-the-volcano-2349-bissonnet-storderingtoast, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.