The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Twisted Croissant

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from twistedcroissant.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,634

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Twisted Patisserie · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,634 characters:

Twisted Patisserie OUR STORY MENU Enjoy Best eGift Cards Locations OUR STORY MENU Enjoy Best eGift Cards Locations OUR STORY Where Rebellion Meets PastryThe first “crime” was a cruffin. Croissant dough baked into a muffin shape—golden and shattering on the outside, filled with silky vanilla custard and tart raspberry jam inside. A friend took two home—one for herself, one for her husband—and nearly kept them both. That moment sparked something bigger: the pursuit of a pastry so good it demands to be eaten in secret.Twisted Croissant was founded by two people with a shared love for butter, flavor, and culinary mischief. Together, they set out to reimagine what pastry could be—obsessively testing, tweaking, and dreaming until excellence became the baseline.Kurt brought years of experience in classical pastry technique, while Yan brought a deep-rooted philosophy shaped by Asian flavors and an uncompromising belief in balance—especially the rule: never too sweet. Many of Twisted’s cult favorites grew from their shared inspirations: char siu croissants for Lunar New Year, black sesame lava donuts, matcha-yuzu cheesecake, and truffle-ham croissants, just to name a few.In the heart of Portland, a city defined by creativity and craft, Twisted Croissant is rewriting the rules of laminated pastry. What began as a love letter to the classic French croissant has evolved into a movement—layer by intentional layer. Here, everything is made in-house, in small batches, by a team of pastry artisans who view every bake as a canvas for excellence. We source premium ingredients seasonally and locally whenever possible, believing that the best flavor begins with integrity—of ingredient, process, and purpose. Behind every golden twist lies rigorous R&D and relentless curiosity. Our team test
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameTwisted Croissant
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.twistedcroissant.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
twisted-croissant-107682.square.site/orderingsquare, acting for the business

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