The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Tulip Shop Tavern

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from tulipshoptavern.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

5,063

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Tulip Shop Tavern | Smash Burgers & Craft Cocktails. First 1,800 of 5,063 characters:

Tulip Shop Tavern | Smash Burgers & Craft CocktailsMenuContactA 21+ neighborhood bar focusing on smash burgers and craft cocktails.Hours12pm - 12am SUNDAY - THURSDAY12PM - 1AM FRIDAY - SATURDAYA 3% processing fee will be added to all credit card purchases. Parties of 6 or more are subject to an automatic 22% gratuity and can only be split a total of 4 ways.Take-out orders of $50 and more will accrue an automatic 18% gratuity.‍825 N Killingsworth StPortland, OR 97217503.206.8483LATEPretty alright food + drinksLATE NITE HAPPY HOURA DECENT PLACE Part Time Lover - 14Bonded Apple Brandy, Strega, Falernum, Pear, Lime, Orange BittersStaring Contest - 14Rye, Swedish Punsch, Grenadine, Grapefruit, Lemon, AngosturaWild At Heart - 15Tequila Reposado, Becherovka, Strega, Tangerine, Lime, TajinAllday Evening - 15Aged Cachaça, Coconut Rum, PX Sherry, Sfumato, Combier Élixir, Orange BittersGlass Tables - 15Bonded Bourbon, Agricole Ambré, Overproof Rum, Crème de Cacao, Banana, Chipotle BittersSilly Rabbit - 16Tequila Reposado, Jamaican Rum, Yellow Chartreuse, Orange Liqueur, Coconut CreamShop Dog 712oz can of Miller Lite and a scoot (bartender’s choice)Espresso Martini Shot 8Ketel, Mr. Black, Puff Cold brewParty Shot (minimum 2) 8Short cocktail shot (bartender’s choice)Phantom Ship - 11Pathfinder n/a Amaro, Carrot, Ginger, Honey, Lemon, SaltSpoon Shortage - 11Puff Cold Brew, Coconut Cream, Orgeat, Orange, Lime, MintSalt & Vinegar Martini - 14Gin or Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Pickle Brine,Celery Bitters, Cornichon‍- Served with Salt + Vinegar ChipsImproved Old Fashioned - 15Brown Butter Fat Washed Rye, Luxardo,Angostura, HerbsaintPenicillin - 15Blended Scotch, Islay Scotch, Carrot, Ginger, Honey, LemonBitter Mai Tai - 15Canopy Vino Amaro, Navy Strength Rum, Orange Liqueur, Lime, MintCadillac
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone5032068483 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (5032068483). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.