The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Tots In London

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from totsinlondon.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,133

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Tots in London - Children's Role-Play Cafe · language en-GB. First 1,133 of 1,133 characters:

Tots in London - Children's Role-Play Cafe 0 Skip to Content Home Book Deptford Book Balham About Contact Open Menu Close Menu Open Menu Close Menu Home Book Deptford Book Balham About Contact Home Book Deptford Book Balham About Contact Whereimaginationand coffeemeet! What we offerWe provide a wide range of role-playing stations for under 5s, each with unique props and costumes to help children fully immerse themselves in their chosen profession. There’s also a well though out selection of hot/cold drinks and snacks for parents to enjoy whilst they watch their little ones play :)Please bring socks for your play session, or you can purchase them from the cafe!Party Hire is also available - contact us for more information. Book deptford se8 Book deptford se8 Book Balham sw17 Book Balham sw17 LocationsTots in London, Deptford10 Tanner’s HillDeptford, LondonSE8 4PJTots in London, Balham7 The BoulevardBalham High Road, LondonSW17 7BW HoursMonday — Friday9:30am — 4:45pmSaturday 9:30am — 3pm Sunday 9:30am — 3pm ContactDeptford: totsinlondon@gmail.comBalham: totsinbalham@gmail.comPhone:07498714274 Follow us on social media
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
totsinlondon.as.me/bookingacuity, acting for the business
app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule.php?owner=39886423bookingacuity, acting for the business
totsinlondon.com/make-a-booking-deptfordbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.