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What an AI agent reads on Chimichurri Los Primos

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of thrillist.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

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structured data for the business

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The words an agent gets

Title: A trailer full o' Dominican-style burgers - ThrillistYour Privacy ChoicesPMCYour Privacy ChoicesPMC · language en. First 1,800 of 3,562 characters:

A trailer full o' Dominican-style burgers - ThrillistSkip to main contentThrillistSubscribeGo to NavigationNavigationDestinationsAthensBudapestCancunChicagoHong KongLas VegasLisbonLondonLos AngelesMontego BayMunichNew YorkParisTokyoGuidesRoad TripsTravel ItinerariesEvent GuidesTrends & TipsVideo MiamiFood And DrinkA trailer full o' Dominican-style burgersBy Thrillist EditorialPublished on April 13, 2010 at 4:00 AMWhen you think of the Dominican Republic you think of beach resorts, merengue music, and baseball players like Albert Pujols, Manny Ramirez, and five guys who supposedly play for the Marlins. For a food truck expanding on that, make your way to Chimi Churri Los Primos.Sitting on that long stretch of NW 36 St between I-95 and the Pink Pussycat (which you've totally only seen from Hwy 112), Primos is a big red late-night food trailer bringing Dominican traditions to Miami's street eats scene by frying up animal parts you've probably never consumed and slinging funky versions of hamburgers with a secret sauce they refuse to talk about, so allow us: it's pink, sweet, and a little spicy. The menu's superstars are the chimichurri burgers, made from patties that're ground in-house, seared on the grill, and placed two-per-sandwich on a hoagie roll with crisp cabbage and tomatoes, then drenched with said sauce; there's also a chicken burger (with the same sauce treatment) that's chunky white meat mashed together with herbs, then slapped on the grill, and it's not gonna do a damn thing about it, because it's chicken. More eatin' includes whole roast chickens, crispy cheese empanadas, Picalonga (a fried ensemble of Dominican sausage & salami, chicken, plantain, and yucca), as well as grub from more adventurous bits like crispy fried pig ears, and a stewed and fr
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