The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Bond Street Cafe & Wine Bar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thirtyeightchairs.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

4,049

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Thirty Eight Chairs · language en-US. First 1,800 of 4,049 characters:

Thirty Eight Chairs Home Menu Food Bar Booking Functions + Large Groups Vouchers Careers Contact Us Book VISIT MR BOND Home Menu Food Bar Booking Functions + Large Groups Vouchers Careers Contact Us Create the feeling Create the feeling Create the feeling Closed Due to Relocation SP COCKTAIL 24 RUM POM POM ! Sailor Jerry rum, pomegranate wine, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, lime & sugar SP PRIMO : TUNA TARTARE 28 Dill & lime mayonnaise, fried capers PASTA OF THE DAY : Homemade Maccheroncelli 40 Amatriciana sauce, pecorino cheese ( pancetta, onion, chilli, napoli sauce) Market Fish: OVEN BAKED BARRAMUNDI 57 Acqua Pazza, tomato, diced potato, capers, olives & white wine MEAT OF THE DAY : Black Angus T Bone (700g) 120 130 days grain fed served with fried & salad Cheese Platter 2pc 27, 3pc 39 Soft: ROUZAIRE BRIE DE NANGIS, Cow, France Semi Hard: BLUE DAVERGNE MORNAC, Cow, France Hard: QUESO MANCHEGO CERTEZA, Sheep, Spain Quince paste, Dry & Fresh Fruits, Jam & Crackers Special Selection Sneak Peek To share STARTERS Arancini (x2) 22 Pumpkin, Peas, Arborio Rice, Chilli Mayonnaise Calamari Fritti (GF) 34 Lightly fried in rice flour, rocket & fennel salad, lemon Mayo Prosciutto 18mo. & Diavoletti(GF) 34 Smoke cheese filled with olive & chilli, crackers Our Pasta Is Handcrafted Daily and Cooked Nonna style PASTE Gnocchi Alla Sorrentina $40 Homemade potato gnocchi,San Marzo Tomato, Mozzarella, Basil Spaghetti Marinara $47 Calamari, clams, prawns, scallops, cherry tomato, bisque Fettuccine Sausage $43 Pork & Fennel sausage, Mushroom, Cream, truffle oil Main Course SECONDI Market Catch of the Day (fillet) MP Daily Garnish Black Angus Scotch Fillet $69 300g Black Angus Scotch fillet, 130 Days grain fed, ms4+ Mushroom sauce Side Dishes CONTORNI Insalata Di Rucola $17 Rocket, Lemon, P
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0398275553 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thirtyeightchairs.com.au/our-menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0 (microdata:WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
thirtyeightchairs.com.au/booking/bookingthe business's own site
bookings.nowbookit.com/?accountid=ac55e973-d91b-43e7-817f-039712f549f6bookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.