The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on Thirsty Camel Swanston

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thirstycamel.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,793

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Thirsty Camel Swanston | Thirsty Camel. First 1,800 of 2,793 characters:

Thirsty Camel Swanston | Thirsty CamelBrowse productsSpecialsHump ClubEveryday ValueBEERPREMIXSPIRITSRED WINEWHITE WINEROSÉSPARKLING WINECIDERNON ALCOHOLICMIXERSSNACKSTop Drops CollectionJD & BillsonsBundlesQuick linksCartCompetitionsHump ClubHump Day DealsSIGN IN or SIGN UPWhat's your local bottleshop?Select a storeWe think you're in VICSPECIALSEVERYDAY VALUEPRODUCTSCOMPETITIONSHUMP CLUBCartBottleshop FinderThirsty Camel SwanstonDeliveryPickupLoyalty Rewards146 Swanston Street, MELBOURNE0449 994 821Liquor License No. 32071544TODAY12:00pm - 10:00pmTomorrow11:00am - 10:00pmtuesday11:00am - 10:00pmwednesday11:00am - 10:00pmthursday11:00am - 11:00pmfriday11:00am - 11:00pmsaturday11:00am - 11:00pmGet directionsSet as my storeBeerWhite WineRed WineSpiritsPremixSpecialsCiderRoséAboutStore LocatorContact UsHump ClubRSACompetitionsFAQsSelf Exclusion© Copyright Thirsty Camel Bottleshops 2026 | Privacy Policy | Terms & ConditionsThirsty Camel bottleshops supports the Responsible Service of Alcohol. Visit our licensing page to view detailed legislation or liquor licences for your state or territory.Thirsty Camel bottleshops supports the Responsible Service of Alcohol. Visit our licensing page to view detailed legislation or liquor licences for your state or territory. Victoria: Warning - Under the Liquor Control Reform Act 1998 it is an offence: To supply alcohol to a person under the age of 18 years (Penalty exceeds $19,000), For a person under the age of 18 years to purchase or receive liquor (Penalty exceeds $800). New South Wales: Under the Liquor Act 2007, It is against the law to sell or supply alcohol to, or to obtain alcohol on behalf of, a person under the age of 18 years. Queensland: Under the Liquor Act 1992, it is an offence to supply liquor to a person under
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0449 994 821 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (GeoCoordinates, LiquorStore, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (0449 994 821). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.