The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on Thirsty Aztec

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thirstyaztec.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

7,492

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Thirsty Aztec | Margaritas & Beer To-Go | SA Riverwalk · language en-US. First 1,800 of 7,492 characters:

Thirsty Aztec | Margaritas & Beer To-Go | SA Riverwalk Skip to main content Open Now | Mon-Thu 11:30am-10pm | Fri-Sat 11:30am-12:30am | Sun 12-10pm | Open til 10 PM tonight | (210) 580-4844Get your Party on down on the Riverwalk! MenuOur StoryHappy HourGalleryContact Us Visit Us Thirsty AztecHome of the amiki ™ Come Find UsThe LocalTwin TowersPark PoliceDirty River WaterThe Aztec44 ozThe Wemby 100 oz Get The Party StartedBeer and Margaritas To-Go on the Historic Riverwalk Home of the amiki ™ Drink Menu Get your party on the riverwalk startedget your party on the riverwalk startedTake it to-go!Take Your Drink and enjoy the riverwalk! Come Get your marg on Drink and StrollDrinks To-Go on The Riverwalk View Full Menu thirsty_aztecTake a much-deserved break from exploring the River Walk and enjoy a refreshing beer, margarita, or cocktail. Available to go! 🧙‍♀️🖤 The witches are brewing TO-GO margaritas on 🚨 WARNING: Witches have taken over the Riverwalk! Walking the San Antonio Riverwalk? 🎃 Don’t just se The witches put a spell on the San Antonio Riverwa SISTERS… NOT BY BLOOD, BUT BY BREW!🔮 💜 The witche Double, double, margarita trouble! 🔮 The witches JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS… until that first sip! Drink up witches, the margs are brewing 🖤🔮 We’re Riverwalk views hit different with a Thirsty Aztec Have you tried our Park Police margarita 🚔 A froze Margaritas To Go on the San Antonio Riverwalk ☀️ H Frozen Mangonada Margaritas on the Riverwalk 🥭 Com Load More Follow on Instagram Thirsty Aztec200 River Walk, San Antonio, TX 78205(210) 580-4844HoursMon-Thu: 11:30 AM – 10:00 PMFri-Sat: 11:30 AM – 12:30 AMSun: 12:00 PM – 10:00 PMInstagram Facebook MenuOur StoryHappy HourGalleryContact Us Website Design and Marketing by Hypd More About Thirsty Aztec Frequently Asked Qu
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDBarOrPub
NameThirsty Aztec
Telephone+12105804844
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thirstyaztec.com/menu/
Cuisine in structured dataFrozen Margaritas, Cocktails, Beer, Micheladas
JSON-LD blocks6 (Answer, BarOrPub, BreadcrumbList, City, ContactPoint, EntryPoint)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (+12105804844). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.