The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on The Wet Fish Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thewetfishcafe.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,435

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Wet Fish Café | Seafood Restaurant, Brunch & Dinner in West Hampstead & Primrose Hillinstagram-color-circle-outlinefacebook-color-circle-outlinetwitter-color-circle-outlineyoutube-mono · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 3,435 characters:

The Wet Fish Café | Seafood Restaurant, Brunch & Dinner in West Hampstead & Primrose Hill WH 020 7443 9222PH 020 8075 0779 BOOK A TABLE - West Hampstead - Primrose Hill MENUS Brunch (West Hampstead) Dinner (West Hampstead) Brunch (Primrose Hill) Dinner (Primrose Hill) Set Menu Drinks Wine List FISHMONGER MUSIC DINNERS ♫ VENUE HIRE ABOUT US - Contact - History of 242 - Gift Cards ♥️ - Art - Shoot Location - Join The Team - Tipping Policy Welcome to your neighbourhood eatery, once a ‘wet fish shop’, now a cosy spot for fish-inspired dishes and brunch classics in the heart of West Hampstead since 2003... Fish, steak, pizza and brunch, and the best-kept secret in West Hampstead. Now also in Primrose Hill. Reopening Weds 4 Jan🎈HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 🎄🎄 GIFT CARDS 🎈🎵 Music dinner Weds 3 May - JJ Soulx !Opening 11am Mon-Frifrom 25 July! ☕️ ♥️ GIFT CARDS Give the gift of an experienceBuy in advance and schedule to send on a specific date... 🎄 FESTIVE SEASON 🎄 Wishing you all a wonderful festive season and a peaceful New Year 😍Closed from Sun 24 Dec... reopening Thurs 4 Jan 2024 🥰 🎵 MUSIC DINNER IMAANI, Thurs 24 NovLast show of 2022! Acoustic soul, sublime vocals and feel-good vibes... 🎵 MUSIC DINNER STEFAN MAHENDRA, Weds 1 MarchSoul and RnB, tight musicianship and a sublime vocal... 🎵 MUSIC DINNERS ACANTHA LANG, Thurs 22 FebA sassy, bluesy alternative to Valentine's... Modern comfort food...wine, ambiance and café culture We now have two homes in North London West Hampstead and Primrose Hill.Whether you're a short stroll from West Hampstead tube or discovering us for the first time in Primrose Hill, you'll find the same warm welcome, the same kitchen care and the same food we've been proud of for years.Enjoy fresh fish and seafood-inspired comfort dishes, alongside brunch 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone02074439222 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.thewetfishcafe.co.uk/menus
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.thewetfishcafe.co.uk/book-a-table-west-hampsteadbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.