The Trocadero
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Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Places near The Trocadero that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Cocktail Club30 m
- Flight Club40 m
- Head of Steam60 m
- Lost & Found90 m
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open The Trocadero's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Birmingham cafes and bars and named 51 places. The Trocadero wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The Trocadero compares
481 of 488 in Birmingham cafes and bars
Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: The Shannons Small F, The Tennis Courts F. Just below: The Wellington Specialist Real Ale Pub F, The Whisky Club Bar And Tasting Room F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 88% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 46% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Katie O'Brien's Birmingham | 22 m | D | no |
| T4 Tea For U bubble_tea | 26 m | F | no |
| The Cocktail Club | 28 m | A | yes |
| Flight Club | 35 m | B | yes |
| The Sun on the Hill | 43 m | C | no |
| Manhatta | 50 m | C | no |
| Tim Hortons coffee_shop | 55 m | D | no |
| Head of Steam | 59 m | B | yes |
| Clays Bar | 61 m | F | no |
| Lost & Found | 88 m | B | yes |
Businesses like The Trocadero in Birmingham cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 488 | 48% | 24% | 0% |
What to fix first
- The site couldn't be read at all
The server answered Service Unavailable. Hosting firewalls often answer that way to anything that isn't a browser. A real browser tried too and got http_503.
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