The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-18

What an AI agent reads on The Toff In Town

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thetoff.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,304

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Toff - Second floor, Curtin House, Melbourne · language en. First 1,800 of 3,304 characters:

The Toff - Second floor, Curtin House, Melbourne Gigs Bar What’s On Functions Contact Us Contact us Book A Table Gigs Bar What’s On Functions Contact Us Second Floor, Curtin House 252 Swanston Street, Melbourne 3000 hello@thetoff.com.au Vouchers Subscribe Accessibility access Wheelchair Accessible Sitemap Privacy Policy Book A Table 03 9639 8770 Second Floor, Curtin House, Melbourne WELCOME TO THE TOFF MON TO SAT 6PM TIL LATE What’s on weekly Come dance to our DJ residents & make the most of what’s on offer. Disco, House & Spicy Marg? Let’s go! View all MON to SAT $15 COCKTAILS $9 PINTS HAPPY HOUR 6-8PM View Event MONDAYS FREE EVERYONE WELCOME $9 PINTS Hospo Therapy View Event TUESDAYS CARRIAGE & STAGE SIDE LIVE JAZZ FREE TOFF TUESDAYS: LIVE JAZZ View Event FREE STAGE SIDE WEDNESDAYS THE TOFF MAMBO View Event FRIDAYS OCTOBER CARRIAGE SIDE FREE TRIDUØ View Event SATURDAYS OCTOBER CARRIAGE SIDE FREE RHYTHM EXPRESS – DJ JNETT & FRIENDS View Event Upcoming Gigs Live Music Stage Side CLASSICS LIVE BAND THAI Oct 19, 2026 The legends of Love live in Melbourne An Unforgettable Night of Thailand’s Greatest Love Songs. Buy Tickets RAGGAETON CLUB SALSA CLASSES VINYL SESSION Oct 21, 2026 THE TOFF MAMBO Melbourne’s midweek home for Latin music, dancing and good vibes. Buy Tickets COMEDIAN COMEDY STAND UP Oct 22, 2026 Kirsty Webeck: Lost For Words (Special Taping) Melbourne! I’m taping “Lost For Words” as a special and I need Melbourne’s biggest laughers and most elite audience members to make the night immaculate! Buy Tickets CLASSICS INDIE POP Oct 23, 2026 Mr. McClelland’s Finishing School’s 18th Birthday! Melbourne’s longest-running indie-pop club turns 18, and to celebrate we’re having a ball! Buy Tickets DJs FREE ENTRY UKG Oct 24, 2026 IS THAT GARAGE? VOL. 21 Back for another in
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameThe Toff
Telephone03 9639 8770 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
thetoff.com.au/make-a-booking/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.