The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on The Thin White Duke

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thethinwhiteduke.london, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,526

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Dim Sum Cocktail Bar + Recording Studios - The Thin White Duke · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 3,526 characters:

Dim Sum Cocktail Bar + Recording Studios - The Thin White Duke HomeGift CardsBar MenuMai Dim Sum MenuPrivate HireRecording StudiosMoreHomeGift CardsBar MenuMai Dim Sum MenuPrivate HireRecording StudiosHomeGift CardsBar MenuMai Dim Sum MenuPrivate HireRecording StudiosCOCKTAIL BAR + RECORDING STUDIOS IN SOHO, LONDONCOCKTAIL BAR + RECORDING STUDIOS IN SOHO, LONDONCOCKTAIL BAR + RECORDING STUDIOS IN SOHO, LONDONCOCKTAIL BAR + RECORDING STUDIOS IN SOHO, LONDONRESERVATIONSPrivate Hire VOL IVThe Kanasi Yamamoto ListAlmost 4 years young and introducing our newest concoctions of cocktails via the mastermind of our very own Dav Eames: The Kansai Yamamoto List. 12 new drinks. Maximalist, beautiful, fun, expressive and strong. Inspired by the maximalist, beautiful, fun, expressive and strong works of the man who, arguably, made Ziggy famous. The fashionista extraordinaire: Kansai Yamamoto. Best. Drinks. Yet.Why Just Make When We Can Create?An ode to Kansai wouldn't be a proper ode if we didn't do as he would have done. So we did. Dav made the cocktails. We hired a designer to create bespoke outfits that matched both the spirit of Kansai Yamamoto and the aesthetics of our cocktails. Her name is Yufao Gan and she made us look really good. B-CorpWe've partnered with some seriously socially conscious spirit makers to create a complimentary selection of cocktails this time featuring our young lion Aniket Pawar. Don't miss it. SakeWe brought in a specialist on sake to consult and curate an excellent selection of traditional sake. Her name is Masayo Nutall. Your favorite recording studio also your favorite cocktail bar also your favorite dim sum place is now your favorite sake bar too. Any of you been to Decibel in NYC? GalleryShow More BAR MENUMAI DIM SUM MENU About UsCocktails by Dav E
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thethinwhiteduke.london/bar-menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
ordertab.menu/thethinwhiteduke/bookings/bookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.