What an AI agent reads on Four Thieves
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thethieves.pub, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
5,189
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: The Thieves Battersea | Pub, Games, Karaoke & Events in London · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 5,189 characters:
The Thieves Battersea | Pub, Games, Karaoke & Events in London 0 Skip to Content Home Food Sunday Roasts What's On Darts, Karaoke and Arcade Private Hire Christmas Group Packages About BOOKINGS Open Menu Close Menu Home Food Sunday Roasts What's On Darts, Karaoke and Arcade Private Hire Christmas Group Packages About BOOKINGS Open Menu Close Menu Home Food Sunday Roasts What's On Darts, Karaoke and Arcade Private Hire Christmas Group Packages About BOOKINGS A modern playhouse for Battersea. The Ultimate Pub filled with Live music, DJs, arcades, Karaoke, Comedy, pool & darts! Book Steal the NightFrom DJs and live music every weekend to comedy every two weeks there’s always something going down at The Thieves. Expect big energy, eclectic sounds and events you won’t find anywhere else… because around here, boring nights get stolen. See all listings What's On Oct 20 20 October 2026 Open Mic Comedy Every Other Tuesday: Hosted by Comedy Now London 20 October 2026 Read more → 20 October 2026 Oct 22 22 October 2026 Live Band Karaoke Every Thursday 22 October 2026 Read more → 22 October 2026 Oct 23 23 October 2026 – 24 October 2026 Live Music Every Friday! 23 October 2026 – 24 October 2026 Read more → 23 October 2026 – 24 October 2026 Oct 23 23 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 DJs in The Arcade Every Friday and Saturday 23 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 Read more → 23 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 Oct 24 24 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 DJs in the Main Bar Every Saturday Night 24 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 Read more → 24 October 2026 – 25 October 2026 Oct 27 27 October 2026 Open Mic Music Every Other Tuesday 27 October 2026 Read more → 27 October 2026 Oct 28 28 October 2026 The Great Comedy Heist: Live Comedy 28 October 2
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 02072236927 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thethieves.pub/food |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.thethieves.pub/booking | booking | the business's own site |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.