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Title: The Tea Cult – Get out of your head · language en-US. First 1,800 of 5,398 characters:
The Tea Cult – Get out of your head ♫ NOW PLAYING: Bizzare Circumstances - Global Genius ♫ [ PLAY ] [ PAUSE ] [ STOP ] VOL: LOADING... AUTOPLAY MAY BE BLOCKED BY YOUR BROWSER — IF THE SILENCE IS UNWELCOME, PRESS PLAY. >> YOU HAVE FOUND THE TEA CULT << The Tea Cult GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD A Six-Seat Tea Room · Calgary, Alberta · Planet Earth | OUR PURPOSE | VISIT | EVENTS | GALLERY | UPDATES | TEA MENU | WEB STORE | CONTACT | — OUR PURPOSE: THE SIMPLE BOTTOM LINE — The Tea Cult is a cozy, slow-paced, six-seat tea room where cultural heritage, story, sensory experience, modern art, and very good tea are deliberately tangled together. This is not a place designed for efficiency. It is a place designed for attention. You may arrive for tea. You may stay for the stories. You may leave thinking about something entirely different. “With intention, tea can guide us into a unique mental space.” >> READ: THE KEY TO THE SACRED PLACE << KEYS OR BOOKMARKS TO VISITING THE TEA ROOM LOCATION#23 — 1420 9 Ave SE Calgary, Alberta, Canada SUNDAY12:00 pm — 8:00 pmMONDAY4:00 pm — 9:00 pmTUESDAY4:00 pm — 9:00 pmWED–SATCLOSED There are only 6 seats. Reservations are strongly encouraged. >> REQUEST A RESERVATION BY EMAIL << Private tastings and classes can be arranged outside public opening hours. If Google Maps sends you into the strange back alley, do not panic. There is nearby parking. October 2026SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT1234Oolong Tea Tasting56789101112131415161718Yunnan Tea Tasting192021222324Calgary Tea Festival25Aki Matsuri (Fall Festival)262728293031November 2026SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT1Gene Key / I-Ching23456789101112Nerd Nite131415Music Sommerier: Autumn161718192021222324252627282930OCT 24Calgary Tea FestivalThe Tea Cult will have a booth at the first inaugural Calgary Tea Festival. Josh will
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | +14036076460 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a PDF theteacult.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Tea-Cult-Menu-9.pdf |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (+14036076460). An agent has nothing to act on.
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