The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on The Surrey Clinic of Wellbeing

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thesurreyclinic.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

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characters of text without JavaScript

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structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Surrey Clinic of Well Being, Specialists in Colonic Irrigation, LPG and other beauty treatmentsThe Surrey Clinic of Well Being. First 1,800 of 2,282 characters:

The Surrey Clinic of Well Being, Specialists in Colonic Irrigation, LPG and other beauty treatments Home Services Colonics LPG Endermolgie Booking Prices Contact Us Google+ The Surrey Clinic of Well Being Welcome to The Surrey Clinic Specialists in Colonic Irrigation & LPG Get in contact to make a booking now Contact us here... Colonics - The ultimate body detox The stresses of living in modern society and the western diet provide excellent conditions for toxic waste build up. The average person can contain 5-15 pounds (2-7 kilograms) of waste matter. Show me more... LPG Endermologie Lipomassage The secret to a slimmer body lies with the LPG technology and at the heart of the adipocytes (fat cells). Lipomassage is a non-surgical solution for stubborn, fat cellulite and loose, sagging skin. Show me more... Friendly, highly qualified, expert staff. The Surrey Clinic is a family run, 'Nurse led' clinic based in South Croydon. Our nurse led team of highly qualified Health and Beauty specialists work together to provide a complete service to address all of your needs. We offer the very latest in Health, Beauty and Aesthetic treatments at affordable prices. The Clinic has been established for over 15 years, so be assured that when you become one of our highly respected clients .... you will be in safe, professional hands where a team of exceptionally talented therapists work. The treatments we can currrently offer are: Colonic Irrigation, Endermologie, Microdermabrasion Facials Contact Us For More Information 07983 481363 info@thesurreyclinic.co.uk Twitter Facebook/ Email All deposits/ payments/ packages paid are all non refundable. The clinic requires 24 hours notice to reschedule an appointment. Should you not give this notice or fail to show for the appointment you will lo
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
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The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.thesurreyclinic.co.uk/bookingbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.