The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on Joanne Horgan Massage Therapist

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thesomaroom.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,961

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The SOMA Room – Remedial, Oncology & Palliative Massage Adelaide · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,961 characters:

The SOMA Room – Remedial, Oncology & Palliative Massage Adelaide Skip to content The SOMA Room Remedial, Oncology & Palliative Massage Adelaide Practical help. Genuine care. No judgement. SOMA Care Services offers flexible, one-to-one practical and personal support for people who could use a little extra help in everyday life. Sometimes life gets overwhelming — whether because of illness, disability, ageing, grief, a new baby, a busy household, neurodivergence, or simply having too much on your plate. My aim is to step in alongside you, without judgement, and help make things feel a little more manageable. Learn more SOMA Care Hi, I’m Joanne Horgan. I bring over 25 years of experience working with people in caring, health and well-being settings, along with the perspective that comes from being a mum and supporting people from all walks of life. Building genuine relationships, listening with empathy and helping people feel supported has always been at the heart of what I do. Qualifications, Training & Clearances: ✓ Working With Children Check ✓ NDIS Worker Screening Clearance ✓ Police Check ✓ Current First Aid Certificate ✓ Training in trauma-informed therapies ✓ Training in palliative care SOMA Care Services is built around kindness, dignity, reliability and absolutely no judgement. Because sometimes you don’t need another professional telling you what you should be doing — you just need someone kind to come alongside you and help. Support can include: Household help, tidying, organising and decluttering. Grocery shopping, errands and help with appointments. Meal preparation and everyday practical tasks. Light gardening, mowing, weeding, pruning and garden rescue. Companionship, conversation and shared activities. Friendly support for outings, appointments, walks or si
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameThe SOMA Room
Telephone61419123364 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (ContactPoint, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (61419123364). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.