The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on The Skinny Pig

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from theskinnypigsa.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,298

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Skinny Pig | Sip, Squeal, & Socialize – Join Us Today · language en-US. First 1,298 of 1,298 characters:

The Skinny Pig | Sip, Squeal, & Socialize – Join Us Today 0 Skip to Content Home Menu Other Concepts Contact Us Open Menu Close Menu Home Menu Other Concepts Contact Us Open Menu Close Menu Home Menu Other Concepts Contact Us The Bar Thats Never A Boar At The Skinny Pig, we don’t just bring home the bacon, we serve it with style. Our bar is a place where friends come to hog the spotlight, sip on swine-spired cocktails, and pig out on good vibes. We believe life’s too short to live high on the hog, so we’ve created a space that’s equal parts laid-back and full of squeals of delight. Whether you’re here to root around for a craft drink, huddle with your herd, or simply enjoy a night that’s anything but boar-ing, The Skinny Pig is your stylish destination. Our mission? To raise the bar while keeping it pig-perfect, where every night is a reason to pig out on fun. Squeal about it on the ’gram @theskinnypigsa LET’S GET IN TOUCH Newsletter Block This newsletter signup form needs a storage option. Edit the block and enter a storage location via the Storage tab. Subscribe to stay updated Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates. Email Address Sign Up Thank you! The Skinny Pig SA3030 Thousand Oaks DrSan Antonio, TX 78247theskinnypigsa@ingrambargroup.com (210) 257-5187
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephone2102575187 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.theskinnypigsa.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (2102575187). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.