What an AI agent reads on The Shirker's Rest
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from theshirkersrest.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
1,961
characters of text without JavaScript
BarOrPub
structured data for the business
3
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)
The words an agent gets
Title: The Shirker’s Rest | Award-Winning Pub, New Cross · language en. First 1,800 of 1,961 characters:
The Shirker’s Rest | Award-Winning Pub, New Cross The Shirker's Rest: Award-winning independent Pub & Free Function Room Hire in New Cross Home Drinks Events Book The Shirker’s Contact Home Drinks Events Book The Shirker’s Contact An award-winning independent pub in New Cross Book the Shirker's Get in touch Events The Shirker’s Rest: Lewisham area CAMRA pub of the year 2026, is an independent pub in New Cross, SE14, established in 2022 and recognised for outstanding beer quality. We’ve been included in CAMRA’s Good Beer Guide every year since we opened. We specialise in a warm welcome and top quality cask and keg beers from independent breweries, alongside proper cider, wines, spirits and soft drinks. Our famous snack wall provides the perfect accompaniment to a pint, or you can order in Yard Sale pizza for something more substantial. See what’s on tap right now: https://app.theshirkersrest.co.uk/menu We’re proud to be dog friendly. And we have air conditioning, outside seating and free function room hire for birthdays and parties. Free room hire! Free function room hire for birthdays and other parties, hosting up to 30 people. We charge no fee or minimum spend for birthdays and other parties. And we’re always keen to hear from anyone interested in hosting comedy, live music or art exhibitions, work dos, games nights and more. Get in touch! = Shirker’s in the Press Lewisham CAMRA pub of the year 2026! CAMRA Talk of the town: The Shirker’s Rest in Pellicle The rise of the Micropub: The Shirker’s Rest in the FT (£) Best pubs in London: The Shirker’s Rest in Londonist The birth of the Shirker’s: The Shirker’s Rest in Deserter Top 100 pubs in London: The Shirker’s Rest in the Londonist 9 Lewisham Way, New Cross, London, SE14 6PP Opening Hours: Mon: 15:00 - 23:30Tue: 15:00 -
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | The Shirker's Rest |
| Telephone | +44 20 8091 4584 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML app.theshirkersrest.co.uk/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | British, Bar snacks |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (AggregateRating, BarOrPub, BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, GeoCoordinates, ImageObject) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
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