The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on The Pig and the Lady

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thepigandthelady.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,251

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Pig & The Lady Kaimuki | Discover Our Flavors – Book Today · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,251 characters:

The Pig & The Lady Kaimuki | Discover Our Flavors – Book Today Skip to Content Open Menu Close Menu Home Menus Lunch Dinner Drinks Sweets Take Out Events Private Events Only Good Vibes Farmers Markets Merch About About Careers P&L Japan 0 0 RESERVATIONS Open Menu Close Menu Home Menus Lunch Dinner Drinks Sweets Take Out Events Private Events Only Good Vibes Farmers Markets Merch About About Careers P&L Japan 0 0 RESERVATIONS Home Folder: Menus Back Lunch Dinner Drinks Sweets Take Out Folder: Events Back Private Events Only Good Vibes Farmers Markets Merch Folder: About Back About Careers P&L Japan RESERVATIONS Kaimuki vibes. Vietnamese sensibilities. Kaimuki vibes. Vietnamese sensibilities. Eh, Kaimuki! Đi ăn đi! come eat… DINE-INLUNCH: Wednesday - Sunday, 11:00am - 2:00pm(LAST SEATING AT 1:45PM)DINNER: Tuesday - Saturday, 5:00pm - 9:30pm(LAST SEATING AT 8:45PM)CLOSED:MONDAY …with us Civil Beat Plaza(ground floor, next to goodwill)3650 Waialae AveHonolulu, HI 96816808.585.8255Parking:Validated parking with a discounted rate is available at Civil Beat Plaza, entrance on Wilhelmina Rise.Additional parking at 1217 Wilhelmina Rise open lot (QR code to pay located on sign at entrance of parking lot) and metered street parking. Only Good Vibes Project A pay-what-you-can dinner experience at The Pig & The Lady. Enjoy a curated 4-course menu and pay what you’re able where 100% of the food proceeds go to a local nonprofit or business.For this month, proceeds from the Only Good Vibes Project will be donated to Hawaii Public Radio. More Info & Reservations New Piggy Merch!Order now! P&L Koozie $8.50 Mot! Hai! Ba! Dzo! One! Two! Three! Cheers!Our P&L Koozie collapsible can cooler in black or pink. Color: Select Color Pink Black Add to cart Sold out Did you eat yet? T-shirt $33.50 S
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameThe Pig and The Lady
Telephone8085858255 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thepigandthelady.com/pnl-menus · 40 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
order.toasttab.com/online/the-pig-the-lady-3650-waialae-avenueorderingtoast, acting for the business
www.opentable.com/restref/client/?restref=191104&lang=en-US&otbookingopentable, a marketplace
thepigandthelady.com/goodvibesbookingthe business's own site
thepigandthelady.com/merch/p/pre-order-did-you-eat-yet-t-shirtorderingthe business's own site
www.doordash.com/store/the-pig-&-the-lady-honolulu-701896/2299065/?srsorderingdoordash, a marketplace
www.order.store/store/the-pig-and-the-lady/k8BUbjhnRpyyXlbWyi6U6worderingubereats_storefront, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.