The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Theo's Neighborhood Pizza

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from theospizza.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

937

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: theo's · language en-US. First 937 of 937 characters:

theo's theo's Home Menu Menu weekly specials Lunch Specials Coloring Sheets Catering Menu Drink Menu Seasonal Menu Fall 2026 Locations press Gift Cards donations photos Contact Loyalty Program Jobs Order Online Home/ Menu/Menuweekly specialsLunch SpecialsColoring SheetsCatering MenuDrink MenuSeasonal Menu Fall 2026 Locations/ press/ Gift Cards/ donations/ photos/ Contact/ Loyalty Program/ Jobs/ Order Online/ neighborhood pizza Home Home/ Menu/Menuweekly specialsLunch SpecialsColoring SheetsCatering MenuDrink MenuSeasonal Menu Fall 2026 Locations/ press/ Gift Cards/ donations/ photos/ Contact/ Loyalty Program/ Jobs/ Order Online/ Order Online The first Theo's Neighborhood Pizza opened on Magazine Street in New Orleans in 2004. Since then, owners Greg, Ted, and Jammer’s restaurants have become a part of many neighborhoods across the Metro area, with additional locations in Mid-City, Metairie, Elmwood & Covington. Order Online
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF www.theospizza.com/s/theos_menu_85x11_sept_2025_r3.pdf
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
app.squareup.com/loyalty/FKS3DNK2DBN40orderingsquare, acting for the business
theos-pizza.square.site/orderingsquare, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.