What an AI agent reads on The Muddy Puddle
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from themuddypuddle.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
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characters of text without JavaScript
LocalBusiness
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: The Muddy Puddle | Live Music Venue & Cafe, Stoke Newington N16 · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,274 characters:
The Muddy Puddle | Live Music Venue & Cafe, Stoke Newington N16Skip to contentWhat's onVenue hireRehearsal spacePlay hereDaytimeContactA little live music venue and cafe in Stoke NewingtonYerba mate and coffee by day, gigs and jams in our 70s basement by night. And if you're after somewhere for your next party, the whole place is yours to hire!Hire the venueWhat's onComing upEl CharquitoThursday 22.10, 4pmEvery Thursday + Sunday, 4-11pm£5 at the doorCali SalsaFriday 23.10, 7pmEvery 2nd and 4th Friday, 7pm£13TicketsDiG! Vinyl SetFriday 06.11, 7pmEvery 1st Friday, 7-11pmFREE ENTRYSuper OfertaFriday 20.11, 7pmEvery 3rd Friday, 7-11pmFREE ENTRYOSKAR JONES QUARTETWednesday 21.10, 7pm£10 + VATTicketsOFFSHORE 01 • NADEEM DIN-GABISITuesday 27.10, 7pm£12 + VATTicketsOFFSHORE 02 • NADEEM DIN-GABISIWednesday 28.10, 7pm£12 + VATTicketsANGEL WONGTuesday 03.11, 7pm£10 + VATTicketsFull programmeLooking for a space for your next event?Whether it's a birthday, a work do or your first screening, we'd love to have you! The whole place is yours for up to 50 guests: our decks for your DJ or your playlist, a band in the basement if you fancy one, and the garden till 10pm. Saturdays are party nights. By day, Tuesday to Friday, the basement's yours for rehearsals, workshops, shoots and meetings at £25 an hour.Check a dateBirthdaysChristmas and team parties"The little puddle" started life in 2024 and has quietly grown into one of our biggest treasures: two weekly lounge jams filled with community spirit and brilliant musical energy. Everyone's welcome: all instruments, all levels, all genres. Thursdays + Sundays from 4pm, £5 on the door. See you down there!About the jamJoin our newsletterUpcoming gigs, jams and DJ nights straight to your inbox, a few times a month and no more.Your e
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | The Muddy Puddle |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | Latin American, Vegetarian |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BarOrPub, CafeOrCoffeeShop, GeoCoordinates, LocalBusiness, LocationFeatureSpecification, MusicVenue) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.eventbrite.com/e/cali-salsa-cali-colombia-style-dance-classes-soci | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
| www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/oskar-jones-quartet-the-muddy-puddle-tickets-20 | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.