The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on The Living Room

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thelivingroom-prohibition.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,188

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Living Room and Prohibition - W Minneapolis - The Foshay - Living Room - Prohibition by Parasole · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,188 characters:

The Living Room and Prohibition - W Minneapolis - The Foshay - Living Room - Prohibition by Parasole Skip to content HomeThe Living RoomProhibitionPrivate EventsContact Above and beyond There’s no place like The Living Room and Prohibition, two venues as singular as the extraordinary tower they inhabit. Reborn after a multi-million-dollar renovation, The Living Room epitomizes Minneapolis cool with sleek design and cutting-edge mixology, while the 27th floor Prohibition Lounge welcomes you to an elevated lounge experience, featuring wraparound views of the Twin Cities. The Living Room Where Minneapolis comes to play Mingle, flirt, sip and savor in a modern playground that transforms as the day progresses, from a happy-hour hangout to the epicenter of downtown nightlife. Adjacent to Manny’s Steakhouse on the first floor of the Foshay Tower. Open seven days a week from 4PM. DISCOVER Prohibition A speakeasy in the sky Wilbur Foshay’s private, exquisitely furnished retreat seduces with superb cocktails, 360-degree views and breathtaking Art Deco design and bespoke finishes. Occupying the entire 27th floor of the W Minneapolis – The Foshay. Open Tuesday – Saturday, from 5 PM. EXPLORE Step inside a 1920s Art Deco masterpiece and discover two cocktail lounges that radiate contemporary glamour. Gallery A little cerulean will chase the blues away.Every cocktail is a revelation, but there’s only one Epiphany.Stop into Prohibition at dusk and drink in the sunset.Step into our speakeasy and this will loosen your tongue. Icy depth. bottomless allure.A memorable event demands unforgettable food.A mezzanine-level alcove in Prohibition.Custom furnishings, carpets and wall coverings complement the original African mahogany-paneling chosen by Wilbur Foshay for his 27th floor hideaway.Un
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameLiving Room - Prohibition by Parasole
Telephone612-927-3299 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (612-927-3299). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.