The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on House of Meatballs

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thehouseofmeatballs.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

404

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - House of Meatballs · language en-US. First 404 of 404 characters:

Home - House of Meatballs Menu Lunch (till 4pm) Dinner Kids WINES & HAPPY HOUR Catering & Parties Reservations Gift Cards Location Contact Menu Lunch (till 4pm) Dinner Kids WINES & HAPPY HOUR Catering & Parties Reservations Gift Cards Location Contact 1076 Gayley Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90024 (310) 208-5117 Catering@TheHouseOfMeatballs.com Tues to Fri: 1130a - 930p Sat: 5p - 930p Sun: 5p - 9p Closed Mon
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.thehouseofmeatballs.com/lunch/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.thehouseofmeatballs.com/reservations/bookingthe business's own site
www.opentable.com/r/house-of-meatballs-reservations-los-angeles?restrebookingopentable, a marketplace
www.ubereats.com/en-US/los-angeles/food-delivery/house-of-meatballs/60orderingubereats, a marketplace
www.doordash.com/store/house-of-meatballs-los-angeles-48744/76246156/?orderingdoordash, a marketplace
postmates.com/merchant/house-of-meatballs-los-angelesorderingpostmates, a marketplace
www.grubhub.com/restaurant/house-of-meatballs-1076-gayley-ave-los-angeorderinggrubhub, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.