The Goat
thegoatneworleans.com is mostly ready for agents.
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Ways to reach The Goat directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-13. On the business's own site. Report a mistake
Hours, from thegoatneworleans.com: Mon–Tue closed · Wed–Thu 21:00–03:00 · Fri–Sat 21:00–04:00 · Sun 21:00–03:00
1301 Saint Bernard Ave, New Orleans 70116 · 5042524747
Places near The Goat that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Original Nite Cap30 m
- The Ruby Slipper Cafe520 m · bagel
- Bayo Social640 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open The Goat's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.
60 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Action test, 2026-11-13: partial, there's a path, but an agent would have trouble with it. There is a button or a form, but no complete booking or ordering flow an agent can finish on this page.
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about New Orleans cafes and bars and named 57 places. The Goat wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The Goat compares
65 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars
Top 16% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: The Antidote Juice B, Turtle Bay B. Just below: Angelo Brocato Ice Cream B, Avenue Cafe B.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Squarespace 36,138 sites | 61% | 41% | 75% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Crypt | 2 m | D | no |
| The Original Nite Cap | 34 m | C | yes |
| Other Place | 73 m | D | no |
| Holy Diver | 125 m | F | no |
| Only Coffee | 408 m | C | no |
| Sprouts Organic Cafe | 492 m | F | no |
| The Ruby Slipper Cafe bagel, breakfast, savory_pancakes, coffee_shop | 523 m | B | yes |
| Barrilleaux’s Weddings and Events | 541 m | F | no |
| Cosimo's | 587 m | D | no |
| Bayo Social | 643 m | A | yes |
Businesses like The Goat in New Orleans cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars | 402 | 47% | 21% | 75% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in New Orleans cafes and bars | 67 | 62% | 27% | 75% |
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 86.3%. That would be 14th of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars, up from 65th.
What to fix first
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +2 points
Missing: telephone. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in New Orleans cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, opening hours
- Booking on your own site Agents can book without going through a marketplace.
Builder: squarespace · contact page /about: nothing new; booking page /tickets: nothing new · What to paste
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