The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-19

What an AI agent reads on The Funky Parlour

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thefunkyparlour.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,022

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Hairdresser | The Funky Parlour | Cambridge Park · language en. First 1,800 of 3,022 characters:

Hairdresser | The Funky Parlour | Cambridge Park top of pageHOMEEGIFT CARDBLOGMoreUse tab to navigate through the menu items.The Funky ParlourBook Here For ServicesM:0403821628FOLLOW USWelcomeHi I am Flick here I am the Master colourist and Stylist of The Funky Parlour. I have been in the industry for 30 plus years. I am a specialist in colour, style and fashion haircuts and hair extensions. Yes I still perm and I do hair relaxing. A little bit about myself I have worked in a Joh Bailey Salon before going freelance. I love doing bright colours and texured razor Haircuts. I do like to do traditional haircuts and natural colours for people. My salon is a quriky little area where banter and laughter and a good old chin wag is welcome, for those of you whom want to read a book or just chill we take you too. To me its about sharing the good vibes with great hair. ​ Felicity Borg ( Flick)OUR CORE VALUES NO ANIMAL INGREDIENTS OR TESTING We strongly oppose animal testing and do not use this practice nor any animal derived ingredients in the manufacturing of our products. In the De Lorenzo studio, we conduct our own in-house evaluations on volunteer models who enjoy being part of the development process and seeing it evolve. De Lorenzo proudly supports Animals Australia. VEGAN CERTIFIED PLANT BASED INGREDIENTS All De Lorenzo products are vegan certified and accredited by Choose Cruelty Free (CCF), using plant based and certified organic ingredients that are sustainably farmed and wild harvested wherever possible. We do not use any animal product or by-products, such as lanolin, keratin, beeswax or silk proteins. Our products are infused with aromatic botanical oils and native plants such as Wattle Seed and Kakadu Plum, all balanced to well suit the Australian climate100% AUSTRAL
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameThe Funky Parlour
Telephone+61247048270
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.