The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on the floating spa

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thefloatingspa.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

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characters of text without JavaScript

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structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Floating Spa – Birmingham's first Floatation Therapy Spa · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,222 characters:

The Floating Spa – Birmingham's first Floatation Therapy Spa Home What is Floating FAQ Benefits of Floating Who Floats Book a Float Gift Vouchers Online Shop Membership BARRE | PILATES | YOGA Gallery Contact us Home What is Floating FAQ Benefits of Floating Who Floats Book a Float Gift Vouchers Online Shop Membership BARRE | PILATES | YOGA Gallery Contact us Homepagetheflo052026-10-02T14:11:44+00:00 Everything you need to R.E.S.T Birmingham’s first Floating Spa offering Floatation Therapy also known as Sensory Deprivation or Restricted Environmental Stimulus Therapy (R.E.S.T). Book your Float TodayPlease note: We are currently in the process of moving premises. Our new location is currently being worked on – stay up to date on our journey by following us on social media All vouchers and packages will still be valid at our new location, any questions please contact us by email or social media What is Floating? Enjoy the benefits of floating weightlessly, supported perfectly and free from the sensation of gravity. Want to know more? FAQs or Click here to read further Float in a buoyant solution of salt rich water heated to 35.5C to meet your Skin Temperature.Enjoy the complete control of your own I-SOPOD Float Tank.Wanting the ultimate calming experience go for complete darkness and quiet allowing your mind to completely melt away any stresses, distractions and noises.The amazing benefits of Floating By relieving the stresses of gravity, floating takes the weight off strained bones, joints and muscles, and increases the efficiency of blood circulation. Click here to read further. Everybody loves to Float Floatation can benefit anyone and everyone, the list of typical users below is by no means exhaustive. Everyone’s experience is different but the benefits are universal. 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.thefloatingspa.com/index.php/prices-3/bookingthe business's own site
app.shedul.com/online_bookings/901/linkbookingan unrecognised third party
www.fresha.com/a/the-floating-spa-birmingham-23-24-hall-street-sn4l8c7bookingfresha, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.