The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on The Fainting Goat Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thefaintinggoatcafe.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,498

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Breakfast, Lunch - Thefaintinggoatcafe - Nashville, Tennessee · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,498 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameThe Fainting Goat Cafe
Telephone+1 629 702 6898
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thefaintinggoatcafe.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (GeoCoordinates, LocalBusiness, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
thefaintinggoatcafe.com/order-noworderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.