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Title: Exhibit Balham | Bar, Pub, Brunch & Event VenueToggle Menu · language en-US. First 1,800 of 4,516 characters:

Exhibit Balham | Bar, Pub, Brunch & Event Venue Skip to content What’s On Private Hire Food & Drink Christmas 2026 Book a table Enquire Exhibit | Balham · Est. 2000 justA damn good time Pub, cocktail bar and events venue over three floors, opposite Balham Station. Brunch to late-night DJs, and six spaces to hire for the big one. DrinkDineDancePrivate hireLate-night DJsKaraokeBoutique cinemaSecret GardenPub quizBottomless brunchChristmas partiesHappy Hours 4–7pm confession: All I ever wanted was everything… Exhibit is a lively Balham pub and cocktail bar set over three floors with private hire spaces, outdoor terraces, karaoke, a boutique cinema, live music and a weekly pub quiz. Join us for brunch, cocktails, dining and late night DJs. Is it an event space? Yes. Does it do late nights? Yes. Can you just come in for a pint? Also yes. The perfect spot in Balham for parties, private hire and… a damn good time. What’s on → Book a table → Balham since 2000 Private hire & group bookings Your party, our house Winner of ‘London’s Best Events Venue’. Two decades of parties, six private spaces, a karaoke suite and a cinema. Groups of 10 to 600. 01The GalleryPenthouse floor with private balcony and bar. Projector, AV, air con.100 standing · 50 seated02Mezzanine & BalconyOpen-air private balcony and bar, with a lounge over the main bar.100 standing · 45–80 dining03The StudioPrivate bar and dining room under a disco ball. TV, AV, air con.70 standing · 35 seated · 45 theatre04The HideawayVIP private party space with a fireplace.50 standing05Karaoke Suite10,000 songs from Lucky Voice. Available until 2am Friday and Saturday.Up to 3006Private CinemaBoutique cinema experience. Screen whatever you like.Up to 1807Reserve an AreaBrunch, dinner or drinks, inside or outside. DJs until 2am Fr

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