The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on The Cluny

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thecluny.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,854

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - The Cluny · language en. First 1,800 of 2,854 characters:

Home - The Cluny Gigs Info Accessibility Shout Up – Sexual Harassment Policy Refund and Returns Policy Food & Drink Main Menu Shop Contact The Cluny, 36 Lime Street, Ouseburn Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 2PQ 0191 230 4474 hello@thecluny.com × An Dannsa Dub 14.11.2026 Info & Tickets Asomvel 20.11.2026 Info & Tickets Heartbreak: The Tom Petty Show 04.12.2026 Info & Tickets Dr Feelgood 17.12.2026 Info & Tickets Upcoming Events An Dannsa Dub Sat 14 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Tickets The Jam’d Sat 14 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Sarah Gillespie & Chris Montague Sun 15 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Tickets Chloe Slater Tue 17 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Sold out! Charity Gig – Newcastle Women’s Aid and Viva la femme Tue 17 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Sam Scherdel Wed 18 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Tickets Pales Wed 18 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Small Fakers Thu 19 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Abigail Lappell Thu 19 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Sold out! Asomvel Fri 20 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Jaimee Harris Fri 20 Nov 2026 / Cluny 2 Info Tickets Seattle Thrift Store Sat 21 Nov 2026 / The Cluny Info Tickets Get in touch The Cluny, 36 Lime Street, Ouseburn Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 2PQ 0191 230 4474 hello@thecluny.com Join our mailing list Join our mailing list to receive regular gig updates. Sign up now › View our Privacy policy › Browse Gigs Info Food & Drink Shop Cluny Jobs Follow us Facebook TikTok Instagram © 2026 The Cluny. Cookie preferences Website by alanalanalan.co.uk Back to top GDPR Cookie Banner We are using cookies to give you the best experience on our website. You can find out more about which cookies we are using or switch them off in settings. You can also view our privacy policy here. Accept Reject Settings Close GDPR Cookie Setti
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0191 230 4474 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML thecluny.com/food-menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
thecluny.com/listing/an-dannsa-dub/bookingthe business's own site
www.universe.com/events/an-dannsa-dub-tickets-X9VB6Mbookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.