What an AI agent reads on The Alibi
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thealibilondon.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
2,365
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: The Alibi London – We are a free entry bar owned by Real Gold.The AlibiInstagramFacebookTumblrTwitter · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,365 characters:
The Alibi London – We are a free entry bar owned by Real Gold. Toggle navigation We are a free entry bar owned by REAL GOLD. Something good happens every night of the week. Please bring ID Join our mailing list Subscribe InstagramAboutEventsDrinks MenuSoundFAQContact Us Join our mailing list Subscribe About REAL GOLD started a weekly club night in the summer of 2007 called Cough/Cool in an incredible neon basement in Dalston named Pier One Nitespot. Nobody came, so after 8 weeks… we stopped. Around the same time we started putting on parties at The Macbeth on Hoxton Street. The Macbeth’s owners, Mark and Mark, became good friends to us and they (perhaps jokingly) said that one day they’d help us buy a venue of our own as a thank you. In late 2009 we were forwarded an e-mail from someone who had spotted Pier One was for sale. We instantly forwarded the listing to Mark and Mark. We put in an offer. It got accepted. We had our own bar. After 8 years of service, we had our last day of service was Saturday 1st September 2018. Thank you to everyone that supported us. Events Last Saturday Saturday 01st September at 19:00 Deano and friends on the decks. Tears on the dancefloor. Jagerbombs on the bar. Our last Saturday. Drinks Menu Sound We have a Void Acoustics set up in The Alibi, including a pair of Air Motions in BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE on the dancefloor. FAQ What are your opening times? Sunday – Wednesday: 8pm – 2am / Thursday – Saturday: 8pm – 3am How do I get to you? tfl.gov.uk Is there any parking? Not Really What are the rules for getting in? Bring ID. Don’t be rude to our staff. Don’t be too drunk. Don’t drink outside. Basically, you know, don’t be a dickhead. Do you offer guestlist / priority queuing? No Do you have a cloakroom? Yes we do, right next to the bar and it’s
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML thealibilondon.co.uk/#drinks |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.