The Albert Arms
thealbertarmsesher.co.uk is hard for agents to use.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The Albert Arms, so they rely on what other sites say about it.
Listed by OpenStreetMap.
Book directly: bookings.designmynight.com/book?venue_id=593517a1c5f0c76aaa3 through designmynight acting for the business · Menu: www.thealbertarmsesher.co.uk/eat
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35 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then): fixed The site could not be read at all. new The site turned every visitor without a browser away.
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
How The Albert Arms compares
1,417 of 2,436 in London cafes and bars
Top 58% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: TWG Tea D, The 411 London D. Just below: The Alpaca D, The Auld Shillelagh D.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 69% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |
The top tenth is the 244 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Against its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites using DesignMyNight 44 sites | 67% | 34% | 53.8% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Bear | 99 m | C | no |
| G!ro | 320 m | F | yes |
| The Prince of Wales | 1.1 km | B | yes |
| Platform 3 | 1.5 km | F | no |
| The Royal George | 2.5 km | A | yes |
| Bricklayers Arms | 2.5 km | B | yes |
| George and Dragon fish_and_chips | 3.2 km | C | no |
| The Limping Fox pub | 3.5 km | A | yes |
| The Deli coffee_shop | 3.6 km | F | no |
Businesses like The Albert Arms in London cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 2,436 | 54% | 38% | 53.8% |
| Sites built with Duda in London cafes and bars | 13 | 29% | 0% | 53.8% |
| Sites using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 38 | 66% | 29% | 53.8% |
| Sites built with Duda and using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 1 | 54% | 0% | 53.8% |
The best of the sites using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars
The Oyster Shed A 95.4% · Duke's Head A 92.3% · Halfway House A 92.3% · The Leather Bottle A 87.7% · The Union Bar & Grill B 83.1%
The climb
With the fix above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included) the score would be about 92.3%: 162nd of 2,436 in London cafes and bars, up from 1417th.
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (http_403); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.
- Structured data present (BarOrPub) address, phone, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read items and prices directly.
- Booking through designmynight on your own domain No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.
Builder: duda · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_403; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
Own this business?
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant and the places nearby; 5 EUR once. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/thealbertarmsesher.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/thealbertarmsesher.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score D" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for The Albert Arms
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thealbertarmsesher.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | bookings.designmynight.com/book?venue_id=593517a1c5f0c76aaa3 vendor on own site: DesignMyNight | found by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | www.thealbertarmsesher.co.uk/eat html_page | from the scan |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +44 1372 877117 |
Stable links that count: /go/thealbertarmsesher.co.uk/book, /go/thealbertarmsesher.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
| Vendor terms for agents DesignMyNight, read | Not stated |
The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. About DesignMyNight · all vendors.
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_403); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |