The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on Globe Café Newcastle

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from the-globe.org, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,037

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The Globe Cafe, Newcastle | International Student Cafe · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 2,037 characters:

The Globe Cafe, Newcastle | International Student Cafe Home News About Us Calendar Contact Us Linktree Select Page Globe Café provides the opportunity to meet both locals and other students in a friendly and relaxed atmosphere in the heart of NewcastleWe meet every Monday 7pm-9:30pm in Jesmond Parish Church which is right next to Jesmond Metro station. Globe Cafe Globe Cafe meets every Monday night from 7pm until 9:30pm and offers an opportunity for international students to make friends with local people in Newcastle and practise English (if this is what you need!). We have free hot drinks ☕and biscuits 🍪. Dinner is only £4.00 per person which includes the main course and a dessert (Please bring cash for dinner). We look forward to meeting you on Monday. It is only one minute from Jesmond metro station to Jesmond Parish Church Hall. Our volunteers are willing to give you a lift or walk you home after the Café if you live far away Latest News Welcome (back) to Globe – Monday 21st September01/09/2026Summer Globe19/05/2026Northumberland County Show22/04/2026 Globe Conversation Groups Each group is led by a Globe volunteer and usually has no more than 10 people. We talk about anything and everything, from culture shock, manners, festivals to our views on freedom and love, for example. It is a fantastic way to share your own culture and values with others, learn about the British culture, as well as having fun together in a smaller setting. We currently run 5 groups during the week. If you are interested, please sign-up https://forms.office.com/r/22dp7bvcRU Time: Various times throughout Monday to Friday, dependant on the group. Place: Various locations LinksHome News About Us Linktree LinksContact Us Calendar Privacy Policy Recent Posts Welcome (back) to Globe – Monday 21
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Menu or price listnothing · 1 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
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Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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