The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-14

What an AI agent reads on Teaism

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from teaism.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,092

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Penn Quarter | Teaism · language en-US. First 1,092 of 1,092 characters:

Penn Quarter | Teaism 0 Login RegisterAbout UsLocationsMenuPenn QuarterDupont CircleLafayette ParkTea ListDietary InformationCatering MenuFAQsWhat’s NewPlace An OrderPickup / DeliveryOrder via To Go GreenCatering & GroupsOnline Store 0 Penn Quarter Penn Quarter400 8th Street NW, Washington, DC 20004 (202) 638-6010On the corner of 8th and D Streets NW. Visible from the Archives/Navy Memorial metro stop. Parking garage on 8th Street and metered street parking. Metro accessibles. View Restaurant Menu: View MenuRestaurant Hours:11am - 8pm, 7 days a week For dietary concerns, including, vegan, gluten-free, nuts and shellfish: View Quick LinksFAQsWholesale InquiriesMy AccountPress – Teaism in the NewsContact UsPrivacy PolicyTerms and ConditionsReturn and Exchange PolicyStay Connected Leave this field empty if you're human: © Copyright All rights reserved Accepted cards: Our websites require some cookies to function properly (see Privacy policy). Additional cookies may be used upon your consent to analyze site usage, enhance user experience and for advertising purposes.AcceptDecline
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameTeaism
Telephone(202) 638-6010 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista PDF www.teaism.com/menu/PQ_Menu_June_2026.pdf
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, WebPage, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.teaism.com/pickup-and-delivery/orderingthe business's own site
togogreen.eco/order-from-teaismorderingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.