The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Tattooed Mom

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from tattooedmomphilly.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

8,187

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Tattooed Mom · language en-US. First 1,800 of 8,187 characters:

Home - Tattooed Mom Skip to content 530 South Street • Philadelphia, PA More Fun Upstairs Upstairs @ TMoms × 20 Years of Street Art Culture From the first tag to the latest wheat paste, upstairs at TMom’s has been home to a rich history of local & international street art. This is an ever changing gallery: an un-curated & spontaneous outpouring of creativity by local & traveling artists and the countless visitors who leave their unique mark here nightly. LEARN MORE Two Brothers & 5000 Umbrellas The birth of the upstairs as a vibrant art space is in part tied to a 1999 exhibition by brothers Noah & Nathan Rice. That year the Brothers Rice brought their umbrella wheat pastes we’d been admiring around South Street to Mom’s. All 5000 of them. SEE MORE Tmoms Sticky Art Machine Sticker art has been an important part of the upstairs at Mom’s since day one. So it’s a huge honor (and a lot of fun) to be the home of the Sticky Art Machine. Get Sticky Back Downstairs 530 South Street • Philadelphia • Love & Good Times Always • Call • 215-238-9880 Tattooed Mom Love & Good Times Always Menu Menu Specials Events Blog Contact Welcome to TMoms! Join us for downstairs dining, upstairs bar hangs, daily specials, & free events. MON – THURS • 4-11PM FRI – SAT • 12PM-2AM SUN • 12-11PM Love for TMoms Philadelphia's Best Bars - Philadelphia Magazine Philly's Premier Street Art Museum - Philly.com 21 Essential Philadelphia Bars - Eater Best Late Night Happy Hour - Philadelphia Magazine Best Of Philly The Most Instagrammed Places in Philly - Thrillist The 10 Best Dive Bars in America - Made Man The Art of Staying Cool - Philly.com The Seven Best Dive Bars in Philadelphia - Travel & Leisure The 14 Best Bar Crawls in Philadelphia - Philadelphia Magazine & Foobooz Food & 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone215-238-9880 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.tattooedmomphilly.com/menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, ReadAction, SearchAction, WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.doordash.com/store/tattooed-mom-philadelphia-216555/en-USorderingdoordash, a marketplace
www.trycaviar.com/m/tattooed-mom-21343orderingcaviar, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.