The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Simon Wood - Chef

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from swcooks.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

4,982

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: HOME · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 4,982 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone07423126768 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (07423126768). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.