The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-22

What an AI agent reads on Greenwoods Fresh Catch

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from stuff.co.nz, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

8,857

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: How do you make the perfect chip? | StuffWomen’s Refuge · language en. First 1,800 of 8,857 characters:

How do you make the perfect chip? | Stuff Close AdADVERTISEMENTSupport StuffSupport StuffKia ora, Aotearoa • 22 Oct, 2026NZ NewsWorld NewsQuizzesPropertyMoneyStuffHealthStuffSportLifeLog InNZ NewsWorld NewsQuizzesPropertyMoneyStuffHealthStuffSportLifeNewsLatest NewsNZ NewsWorld NewsBusinessMoneyPoliticsOpinionPou TiakiEnvironmentWeatherRegionsAucklandWellingtonCanterburyNorth IslandSouth IslandFeaturesPaddy Gower Does StuffThe House of WellnessThe Good LifeSportHeadlinesRugbyCricketNetballFootballRugby LeagueLivingPropertyTravelLife and StyleWellbeingFood & drinkEntertainmentMotorsHealthStuffQuizzesPuzzlesPodcastsVideosPublicationsThe PostThe PressWaikato TimesTaranaki Daily NewsManawatū StandardWairarapa Times-AgeNelson MailMarlborough ExpressThe Timaru HeraldThe Southland TimesMagazinesNZ House and GardenNZ GardenerNorth & SouthYour WeekendSundayNZ FarmerStuff NetworkNeighbourlymags4giftsStuff EventsStuff CouponsAbout StuffAbout StuffAdvertiseCareersPrivacyContactEditorial codeDeath noticesBREAKINGLive: Black Caps batting first in opening T20 against India at sold-out Hagley OvalNZ newsHow do you make the perfect chip?September 19, 2013 • 5:00pmCopy Link Just In Doping ban for top marathon runner Ruti Aga who submitted fake prescription 22 mins ago Australian coroner moved to tears over death of child denied insulin on religious grounds 37 mins ago Live: Black Caps v India - first T20 10:15 AM Prefer us on GoogleThomas Ng takes the business of fish and chips very seriously. Reporter Emma Whittaker went along to find out what it takes to make award-winning chips.Thomas Ng's attention to detail has paid off - his store Greenwoods Fresh Catch on Pah Rd in Epsom has been named Auckland's Best Chip Shop for 2013.The career chef runs his shop with the same care he once gave
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameStuff
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, ImageObject, ListItem, NewsArticle, Organization, WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.